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By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | December 6, 2011 |

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | December 6, 2011 |

Okay you grinches, relax, it’s only 19 days until Christmas, soon the merriment and holly jolliness will stop. But until then. CALVIN AND HOBBES CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS! (The High Definite)

Speaking of grinches, our very own Dustin has thoughtfully compiled a list of TV Christmas specials including that delightful Karloffian one. All channels and times are provided. Maybe this will be the year I finally watch one of those claymation Vinton movies. (It won’t be. Bah humbug.) (Warming Glow)

Finally, check out this fantastic snitch ornament that even *I* could make. Oh, sure, fine, I’ll obviously end up with glitter glued to somewhere awkward, but still. (Tiny Apartment Crafts)

Speaking of crafting, you may have heard about the way Paypal is attempting to grinch Regretsy out of a fundraiser for folks in need. The story is ridiculous and this version of it is my favorite. With humorous recaps and some very fine points. (The Green Geeks)

Okay, this may sound rather snobbish of me, but if you haven’t heard of Richard Ayoade please please please check out his previous work (“The IT Crowd,” “The Mighty Boosh”) before this completely stupid Ben Stiller Neighborhood Watch vehicle comes out. I really really don’t want him to be known as “The Guy Who’s Not Vince Vaughn Or Jonah Hill.” (Den Of Geek)

As part of their ongoing “Award Worthy” series, THR rounded up the actors who have made a splash in 2011. There’s one conspicuous Irish/German absence, but otherwise, it’s a solid group of talent. (/Film)

Is it wrong that I hope these flirtatious red carpet photos of Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher presage what might be the Most Unbearable Couple In Hollywood History? I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel at their misfortune. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of Hollywood Couples, this tumblr of “Old Loves” is a delight. There are several pairings on here I had forgotten existed. Gary Oldman and Uma Thurman, really? And then there are some that are fascinating to revisit. Like, remember when Ryan Phillipe was allowed to do that to Reese Witherspoon’s face? (Old Loves)

Our man Daniel Carlson wrote a lovely piece on “5 Things We’ll Miss About Community.” Come for the in-depth characters analysis. Stay for Annie’s Boobs. (Houston Press)

You know I’m not a comic book nerd, but even I think these animated comic book covers are boss. (Unreality)

Okay, listen, if you want to go to the movies, turn your phone off. Put it away. I don’t want to see its screen for the next two hours or so. Yes, well-dressed man sitting next to me at Shame, I mean you. I expect it from the teenagers at Breaking Dawn, but not from you. Well score one for the Idiocracy because some movie theater will soon be offering “Twitter seats” for those who feel the need to stay hooked in during a screening. YOU ARE LETTING THE TWITTERISTS WIN. (Moviefone)

Finally, if you’ve ever felt overcome with rage, here’s a supercut for you. It’s 70 instances of film characters saying “Sit down, shut up” and it’s oddly cathartic. Who’s your favorite? Mine has to be Farina.

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