Ben Affleck's Nanny Problems Keep Getting Ickier and Ickier
Wow, Christina Applegate came very close to playing pretty much every role in every movie ever made. (Uproxx)
Yesterday’s Pajiba Love comments section was basically just a hundred-post-long thread about those weird pants we all hate that Emma Stone is now wearing. (Go Fug Yourself)
A long-lost F. Scott Fitzgerald short story has been found and will be released online this fall. It’s about “a down-on-his-luck writer struggling with alcoholism and stalled ambition” because hey, write what you know, right? (Vulture)
Kylie Jenner’s 18th birthday is next month, and a Canadian club has offered her between one and two hundred thousand dollars to just show up and get drunk. This is… fine, I suppose. Typical weird celebrity stuff. But what puts this over the top is that she’ll be served a $3,000 cake. WHAT IS A $3,000 CAKE? IS IT FROSTED WITH DIAMONDS AND UNICORN HORN FONDANT? (Celebitchy)
James Woods has filed a lawsuit against a guy who called him a “cocaine addict” on Twitter. He’s suing him for $10 million because James Woods is a totally reasonable person who has definitely never done cocaine please don’t sue us James Woods. (DListed)
I’ve been ignoring the whole Ben Affleck/nanny thing as long as possible because it’s all so icky, but my god, he is just gross. These speculative parallels between Affleck’s situation and Gone Girl are pretty great though. (Lainey)
How is Tom Cruise even still alive?
Tom Cruise does all his own stunts for the Mission: Impossible seriesPosted by NowThis Entertainment on Wednesday, July 29, 2015
Mariah Carey used Airbnb to book her vacation home (because celebrities are just like us!) for $10K a night (oh, never mind). (ET)
We’ve all resigned ourselves to (mostly) not caring about movie reboots anymore, right? We acknowledge that no one is “ruining our childhood.” That’s the respectable, adult way to look at things. But honestly, there are some movies we grew up loving that would really sting to see redone. What movie would devastate you if it were remade with CGI and teen Vine stars today? (Throwback)
While we’re on the subject, here’s a neat blog post about why reboots and bloated franchise sequels suck, as told through the vision of a bloated rebooted blog post. That description may not make sense, but honestly, you try describing what this thing is. (Scrimshaw)
The long and short of Cinder by Marissa Meyer is this: set in the future in ‘New Beijing’, the story is a retelling of Cinderella, except the title character is a cyborg. Alwaysanswerb says "if you’re a fan of YA sci-fi and haven’t read this yet, you definitely should." Check out her 4 star review. (Cannonball Read 7)
Happy Friday! I wish you a weekend of belly flops.
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