Jesus, Affleck: You Just Can't Get Out From Under Your Own Dick, Can You?
Looks like Affleck’s relationship with Lindsay Shookus may be RIP; he had dinner at home with Playboy’s Miss May 2018, and Shookus has deleted her Instagram. You do the math. (Lainey)
If you saw pictures of Sophie Turner crying splashed all over the gossip sites on Wednesday, well, there was a very good reason for it, which is none of our business but Turner shared anyway. (Celebitchy)
Go back to bed, Tara Reid! She behaves in this interview like she hasn’t slept in three weeks, and yet I can’t look away. (Dlisted)
Here’s a Dad debating with other Dads about whether it’s OK to go see Pearl Jam four weeks before his wife’s due date. Why is this a debate? It’s FOUR WEEKS. If my wife even found out that I had asked my friends if I could go, the one-sided conversation would go like this: “Why would you ask them? Of course you can go. I’m not your fucking mother. You don’t have to get permission. But now they’re going to think that I wouldn’t let you go, and now I’m the asshole, even though I don’t give a shit whether you go or not. F**k you.” (Jezebel)
Damon Lindelof’s Watchmen has officially been picked up by HBO, and I am absolutely here for it (and that cast!). (/Film)
Kayleigh wrote this, and she got a very cool champion behind it.
Janet Jackson’s still got it, y’all. (LG)
Mike Ryan covers the oral history of the greatest musical cameo performance in the history of film. (This is not up for debate). (Uproxx)
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling / Down, down, down, down
Oh my God! Nicholas D’Agosto was in Election. How is he old enough to have been in Election? (Huh. Looked it up. He’s only 4 years younger than Reese, which means he must have been 26-27 in Rocket Science, which crazy.) (Seriously OMG)
Big Bad Glory gets the Not Your Shero treatment over on (FanGrrls)
Remember when Mark Ruffalo purportedly spoiled the end of Infinity War? Because Mark Ruffallo really did spoil the end of Infinity War, and rewatching it now is super uncomfortable. (The Mary Sue)
This is annoying. Ugh. (Dlisted)
Answer: Translucent nipples. Question: What’s the best thing about white people. (Vulture)
Speaking of White People, The Root has narrowed it down to the Fragile Four in their 2018 World Wypipo Tournament. I think we’re looking at a McConnell/Hannity showdown in the finals. (The Root)
Teabelly was one of the winners of Cannonball Read 2 back in 2010. This year she is back, writing as Carriejay, and has reached her goal of a half Cannonball with Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom. "I think the writing is wonderful and world building is still excellent and I heartily enjoy the group of characters Bardugo has created. I just couldn’t really care less about the stakes." How many times have you changed your name in the last 10 years? (Cannonball Read 10)
It’s not going to work, Sarah! He’s charming and all, but the year’s Internet boyfriend? Ain’t happening, unless he changes his name to Chris. (Lainey)
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