First, the business-as-usual news:
DEAR GOD. And not in a good way. Sebastian Stan in a Jeff Gillooly mustache. (Lainey Gossip)
When JCoppercorn sat down with Benjamin Alire Sáenz’ Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, she was drawn into the friendship between two teen boys. "It is such a wonderful moment where you know this is your life’s purpose for the next few hours, and you can measure your next bit of existing by the number of pages the author has handed to you." What books have become your life’s purpose? (Cannonball Read 9)
Jennifer Lopez seen here in a modified version of Isabella Rossellini’s outfit from Death Becomes Her. (GFY)
The Lisa Frank movie will win all the Oscars I can personally deliver from my private awards show held in my Trapper Keeper circa 1993. (Dlisted)
Donald Trump freaked out about Tom Ford saying he declined to dress Melania several years ago. Because Donald Trump’s priorities are sound and stable. (Celebitchy)
But enough about that clownshoe. This is the final PLove of the Obama administration. So let’s celebrate him.
Like with these photos of Barack and Michelle being goals. Guh. (Revelist)
We’ll miss a lot about our precious POTUS. Like what a nerd he is. (UPROXX)
My president is black today's the last day 😭retweet this😭 pic.twitter.com/u83C7Z7wsa— Frenchie🔛🔝 (@FrenchGetem) January 19, 2017
Finally, we finish by playing this, crying and drinking for the rest of the day. Thanks, Obama.