Hi friends! That’s right, I’m in charge now, which means Pajiba Love is now officially Pajiba Love Actually. Get ready for only Love Actually-related news and Britney Spears gifs. THAT IS WHAT YOU GET AND YOU WILL SAY THANK YOU.
VOLUPTUARY! That is the best, most Mariah word. (Lainey Gossip)
Angelina Jolie is apparently being advised in her divorce by “two witches.” It’s not literal, only monstrously misogynistic, so you can imagine my disappointment. Yes, I was more disappointed that she’s not actually in a coven than I was about the misogyny thing. Because I love witch covens even more than I hate misogyny. (Celebitchy)
Keith Stanfield jumped onstage at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night to accept for Silicon Valley. Keith Stanfield is not on Silicon Valley. He pulled a damn Kanye. CUE THE DISCOMFORT. (Dlisted)
But is he crazy though?
Not crazy— Lakeith Stanfield (@stanfield_keith) December 12, 2016
Oh, OK, just checking. His morning tweets were solid gold though.
Woke up dehydrated and in the news— Lakeith Stanfield (@stanfield_keith) December 12, 2016
I thought I was actually in Silicon Valley for a second tho— Lakeith Stanfield (@stanfield_keith) December 12, 2016
The only thing giving me more secondhand discomfort than Keith Stanfield is Kaley Cuoco’s outfit, also at the Critic’s Choice Awards. It is a wide-awake nightmare of Walmart kids’ drapes, 2004’s most sensible prom ensemble, and the world’s least flattering work pants. But I just realized that if she was wearing a pink turban, it would be my favorite outfit of all time. (Go Fug Yourself)
I haven’t watched The Walking Dead in a long time, so am I to understand it is now about an evil Danny Zuko with a baseball bat? (UPROXX)
Oh my god, the reactions of the precious angelbabies from Stranger Things on the show’s Golden Globes nomination will warm your heart on this cold day. I don’t care what the weather is—all days are cold in this new terrible America. YES I’M BRINGING THAT SHIT INTO PLOVE TOO. (Revelist)
The magic of the Cannonball Read Book Exchange has cured melanir’s reading slump! Her gift from Lauri, Jodi Taylor’s Just One Damn Thing After Another, was funny and fast paced enough to get melanir reading and writing again. "This book is kind of an introductory book, and so the plot is mostly the historians madcapping from one time period to the next with some vague hints about something or someone threatening the fabric of time." What books are you gifting this season? (Cannonball Read 8)
OK. I guess we’re done here. It’s been a while. I forgot how to end these. So. Bye.