As If Hot Men Slathered In Oil Wasn't Reason Enough To Watch "Sons Of Anarchy"
Bad news, gossipmongers, it looks like Katie and Tom might be resolving their differences with at least some semblance of decorum. NOOOOOOOOO! WE DEMAND A MESSY COURT TRIAL AND XENU SECRETS! In a placid joint statement, the two have expressed their desire to do “what’s best for Suri.” (Celebitchy) Worse and worse yet, it looks like the settlement has actually been signed. (E!)
For you pedal pushers, here are some excellent photos from the beginning of this year’s Tour De France. Damn those are some nasty pile-ups. (The Big Picture)
In other Anglo sports news, Andy Murray lost to Roger Federer in the finals of this year’s Wimbledon Tennis Tournament. Did he cry? Oh yes he did. But he’s not the first major figure to cry in the face of defeat. Here’s a weepy pictorial. (The Guardian)
Come for the “Sons of Anarchy” teaser trailer, stay for the part where Dustin calls himself a word I can’t repeat here. (WG)
Some joyless scientists are working on a strain of medical marijuana that will give patients all the health benefits with none of the high. Buzzkill. Isn’t the license to get high whenever you want one of the only benefits of being gravely ill? (Gizmag)
Having been to The Getty in LA, I have to agree that sometimes the beauty of a museum can enhance your enjoyment of the artistic collection. So here are 20 of the most beautiful (and sometimes completely cracked-out) museums in the world. (Flavor Wire)
“Once Upon A Time” (which I know a few of you enjoy) has cast a few new characters for next season including Mulan and Sleeping Beauty. And though I think the show is weakest when it cleaves to the Disney version (they’re adding Aladdin and Jasmine too), I wholly support the young actress who’s playing Princess Aurora. (The Mary Sue)
If you’re feeling a bit punchy/stabby this fine Monday, may I suggest perusing this list of the 7 Best Movie Revenge scenes. I must agree that the Bear Jew is the best thing Eli Roth has ever done.* (Unreality)
Ernest Borgnine died and if you can’t say anything nice about a Hollywood legend whose politics you completely disagree with, then link to someone who can. (TFE)
A fellow has grown his beard into the shape of an X-Wing. Because, why not? (Neatorama)
Speaking of beards, if you haven’t seen Tom Hardy’s great, big, bushy, ginger one, do yourself a favor. (Celebitchy)
Here’s a rad collection of Daenerys fan art which is only one tiny nip slip away from being safe for work. Where were your dragons, Dany? (1979 Semifinalist)
And for all you book lovers, here are 25 Awesome Ideas of how to store your stacks and stacks of paperbacks. (Buzzfeed)
And to lull you into a peaceful state for the rest of the afternoon, here’s some squid skin. Trust me, it’s better than it sounds.
*Not counting Rosario Dawson.