In a surprisingly well-coordinated strike, Reese Witherspoon and Tom Brady have fired off official statements denying that they’re dating. In fact, both of their reps claim that they’ve never even met, so that should put a stop to that. Or does it? — It does. Please don’t sue us. Dustin, I’m sorry! (PEOPLE)

Robert Downey Jr. is a total wife guy. (Lainey Gossip)

ScarJo is too fragile to be on social media. (Dlisted)

Brooklyn Beckham put a wine cork into his bolognese sauce on purpose, you guys. (Celebitchy)

From Andrew: Really hoping we get more stories like this as James Corden wraps up his show, and then, we just never hear about him again. (AV Club)

Fox News is already complaining about The Little Mermaid lyrics. (Daily Beast)

Speaking of right-wing freakouts, Dylan Mulvaney won’t be silenced. (Rolling Stone)

From Roxana: This is grotesque. (Variety)

John Leguizamo really hates the new Mario movie. (Uproxx)

Kieran Culkin’s Hot Ones episode is here. (YouTube)

From Kayleigh: The Vagina Museum in London is the world’s first physical space dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynaecological anatomy. This year, it was made homeless and they’re now seeking a new place to set up business once more. They’re currently raising funds to help with these expenses so you should definitely donate. (GoFundMe)

NatteringwPride considers Dennis E. Taylor’s multiverse environmental apocalypse, Outland and its sequel Earthside, a comfort read. “It’s nice to pretend that clever, good-hearted people will be able to pull humanity’s collective asses from the fire.” Do you have an apocalyptic comfort read to share? (Cannonball Read 15)