Anthony Mackie Has Some Strict (And Weird) Criteria For Chris Evans' Next Girlfriend
Emilia Clarke simultaneously rocks crutches and high heels. I can’t tell if I’m more impressed or nervous. It feels like 100% both. (Go Fug Yourself)
Kim Kardashian will be giving a “seminar/lecture” in Oakland next week on how to monetize every aspect of your life. She’ll also be talking about issues like the objectification of women. I assume this part is also a how-to. (DListed)
From Celebitchy, Anthony Mackie is on an over-share spree in regard to Chris Evans. Mackie apparently thinks Evans just needs a nice girl. You know, someone who “hangs out at home and somebody that can take care of him you know because he is Captain America.” This is adorable if you imagine this Anthony Mackie saying it:
And less so if you’re picturing this Anthony Mackie:
Breaking Bad’s RJ Mitte made his runway modeling debut, but it looks more like he lost a bet. (NYM)
Happy Monday. In caseyour brain is getting off to as slow a start as mine is, here’s a little piece of advice: always check for cats.
Vanessa Bayer opened up about her teenage battle with cancer, and her experiences with the Make-A-Wish Foundation. (People)
I will never ever see this movie (at least not in the theater, but also never)— not just because it looks terrible, but because there’s no way I could ever bring myself to say the words “Daddy’s Home” to a kid working a movie theater box office. (Lainey)
Sweden has invented a new slang word for female masturbation and it involves glitter. (Daily Dot)
Cannonballers have a long history of reading and reviewing terrible books so you don’t have to, but this time might be the worst of all. Katie71483 and theothercourtney took on Grey by E.L. James, and that might be the last we hear from them. Take pity on them and check out their review. (Cannonball Read 7)
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