Another Week, Another Edition of 'What Was Amy Schumer Thinking?'
I was already all in for the all-female Ocean’s 8, and that was before I knew there would be a dog in little pants riding a skateboard. Double all in! (DListed)
Vogue just made its first-ever political endorsement. Guess which candidate. Go on, guess. (Vogue)
I genuinely miss the days when I liked Amy Schumer. There was a time when a tone deaf “Formation” parody lacking any sort of commentary, skill, or talent would have seemed surprisingly uncharacteristic of her. Not anymore. (Lainey)
Listen up, dudes. The big new trend in male cosmetic procedures is… “scrotox.” Yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is. (Oohlo)
I’m imagining Rachel McAdams is dressed for Halloween as Glam Tippi Hedren and therefore am in love with this outfit. (Go Fug Yourself)
IMPORTANT: Tom Hanks did the Big rap. Skip to the 3:40 mark and then sock me in the stomach three more times.
Also very important news from the science world: how to tell which side of the Oreo the cream will end up on when you twist it apart. (Thrillist)
10 years ago, the Dancing Pumpkin Man was born. Meet the man behind the pumpkin head. (Inverse)
The 70 greatest conspiracy theories in pop culture history. I had never even heard of a LOT of these. (Vulture)
Dustin has a defense of the extreme violence in that Walking Dead premiere. (Warning: super duper gross pictures and GIFs ahead.) (Uproxx)
Giving her the benefit of the doubt that she’s not a monster, she was just born to (and is campaigning for) one, can Ivanka Trump save her brand and her business? I’m not convinced I’m giving her that benefit to start with, though. (Cosmopolitan)
What’s your favorite John Irving novel? Cannonballer ardaigle finally made it through The Cider House Rules, and while she was a big fan of World According to Garp and enjoyed A Prayer for Owen Meany, this one "…was just like taking my medicine. I wanted to do it, I knew it was good for me, and I did it, but I didn’t particularly enjoy the process." (Cannonball Read 8)
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