Javier Bardem has been offered the role of Blackbeard in a Peter Pan origin movie. He’d obviously be quite good, but I think this project is far too big-budget for Javi’s tastes. (Slashfilm)
Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP album will probably cause Interscope to lose $25 million. Gaga sold 250k units in her first week, which puts her on par with Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus. The problem? Gaga’s last album sold 1.1mil during its first week. Ouch. (Vulture)
You don’t know the history of red velvet cake! Sadly I am allergic and cannot enjoy the most delicious dessert in the entire universe. *sadface* (io9)
Dustin has some open questions about The Governor of Walking Dead fame. (WG)
Angelina Jolie’s speech at the Governors Awards — where she received the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award — is a real tear jerker. I dare you not to get a little weepy when she talks about her late mother and then calls out Maddox. (HuffPo)
A man was arrested for impersonating a police officer to try and score free Dunkin Donuts. Florida Fridays are always entertaining. (Film Drunk)
Miley Cyrus demonstrates less is more when it comes to cultivating pop star allure on Twitter. (HL)
Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy $1624 paperclip necklace, a $105 deck of cards, a $5800 kitchen set, a $175 paperweight, and a $120 pink slingshot for Christmas. Stuff it, Goop. (ET)
Jennifer Lawrence doubled down on the sideboob for the Catching Fire premiere in Paris. She quite nearly exposed a whole lot of frontboob in the process. (Celebitchy)
Ireland Baldwin attempts to make us feel bad for her poor, homophobic, rage-filled father. He’s so misunderstood. (DListed)
If you’re really bored, here’s a list of science experiments that are fun to do at home with your child. Or you can do what most parents do and just plop the little ones’ asses in front of the tellie. (Mental Floss)
Comedian Kyle Ayers was hanging out on a Brooklyn rooftop and decided to live tweet his neighbor’s breakup. He didn’t received nearly enough retweets for his effort. (Buzzfeed)
None of us could ever be as groovy as Zoe Saldana. (Go Fug Yourself)
Last week in cosplay includes a sexy cop (?) lady standing in front of a not-so-sexy urinal. (Kotaku)
Here’s a video of Miley Cyrus performing on UK’s X-Factor over the weekend. She’s wearing clothes but (sadly) forgot to bring her singing voice.
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