Although I am happy the Royal Wedding is finally over and done with, I begrudge no one of their joy. My 10-year-old son woke up at 5 a.m. to watch the wedding. He didn’t think that much of it, but he was stoked that he was able to watch an important event live. Mostly, I’m just surprised at all the familiar faces there, like George and Amal (OK, I’m not that surprised about them), Oprah and Idris, and Abigail and Priyanka, who I am now semi-shipping! (Celebitchy and Lainey)

Meanwhile, the Fug Girls take a gander at the most romantic moments from the wedding. (GFY)

Director Luc Besson has been accused of rape. (Dlisted)

Related: So, about Mario Batali’s comeback …

so much for that comeback he was allegedly planning https://t.co/PlmlhtBnLY

— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) May 20, 2018

NEW: Mario Batali is the subject of an investigation by the NYPD into allegations of criminal sexual misconduct. An NYPD source confirmed the investigation to me but declined to elaborate further. https://t.co/wKcWZNmzAt

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) May 20, 2018

Doctor Donna! Catherine Tate and David Tennant are reteaming for a series called Americons, about a couple who moves to the United States and — I’m assuming based on the title — cons people. It’s in the “advanced stages of development” for Sky One. (Hypable)

There will be a sequel to The Christmas Prince. I’m so sorry, Kristy. (THR)

Speaking of Kristy, she’s got a great piece up over at Mashable about how Deadpool is the gayest superhero we have yet … though, that is not saying much. (Mashable)

I liked Deadpool 2. I loved Zazie Beetz, and we’re all here for a Domino solo flick. (The Mary Sue)

Speaking of Deadpool, there were a lot of cameos, and I caught most of them (SPOILERS), including Stan Lee, Hugh Jackman, and Brad Pitt (although, I wasn’t sure it was Pitt until it was confirmed). The one I didn’t catch was right in front of my damn eyes. That yokel hillbilly talking about wiping his ass with baby wipes when Cable walked up? That was fricking … (Uproxx)

Serena knows the secret to a good night is happy feet …

Little known fact: I often wear sneakers under my evening gown. These @maisonvalentino @pppiccioli gave to me last min. I told him be careful I tend to be comfy for long nights #beingserena pic.twitter.com/JRZAOrJvjI

— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) May 20, 2018

The Grand Jury at Cannes respectively disagreed with Caspar’s review in awarding BlacKkKlansman the Grand Prix Award. ((Shadow and Act)

If you haven’t seen this yet, here’s the BBC getting snarky at Trump’s expense.

just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/1zoOGFKeU3

— BBC Three (@bbcthree) May 19, 2018

The Teigens have bestowed a name upon their child, and it is … sweet.

Hello, world! This is Miles Theodore Stephens -… https://t.co/YXSKLNHQTr

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2018

This is the guy who plays Chewbacca in Solo!

Finally met my heroes — The Hobbits from Lord of The Rings! pic.twitter.com/SHWxH3A0BQ

— Joonas Suotamo (@JoonasSuotamo) May 20, 2018

It was inevitable: Dr. Seuss is making his way to Netflix. (Flavorwire)

There’s no way ________ died on Fear the Walking Dead. THERE’S NO WAY. (Spoilers) (Uproxx)

Yifat Shaik has a list of reasons she’s pissed off at Bernie Su and Kate Rorik’s The Secret Diary Of Lizzie Bennet. It wasn’t the worst book she’s read, but she found it a lazy bookification of one of the best modern adaptations of Pride And Prejudice - The Diaries Of Lizzie Bennet webseries. "If you like P&P and you are interested in a good modern version of it, watch the web series!" Have you watched the series? (Cannonball Read 10)

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