Seriously, you don’t even know how much I love Fug Madness. HOW is Lindsay Vonn beating Suki Waterhouse, though? - (GFY)
A handwritten congratulations note from Barack Obama for your engagement might be the world’s greatest wedding present ever. - (Lainey)
Barbra Streisand. La Streisand. Barbra. Babs. Bar. What in the actual fuck? What bullshitty bullshit is coming out of your mouth? STOP! Just. Stop. - (Celebitchy)
Mel B. Scary Spice. Melanie. Mellllll. Don’t go telling tales about you and your group-mate hooking up 20 years ago. At least get her permission to talk about it, even if no one really cares - (Dlisted)
Another black person with mental health issues was killed by police officers. Must be a day ending in ‘y’. That documentary Tori reviewed at SXSW, about San Antonio Police Department’s Mental Health Unit, feels like required viewing for every police department in the country. - (The Root)
Mayor Pete was in South Carolina this weekend. “A group of teenage girls, curious about the TV cameras following two youngish people through a suburban street, asked what was going on. “We thought you were shooting a promposal,” they explained.” I laughed and laughed! - (WaPo)
Want to add a bar at home, but there’s just no room? Evidently, ‘closet bars’ were a thing that was trending last year, but I just saw it, so you get to see it too. - (PW)
Having worked for a couple of large corporations (both where I had signature authority for a certain dollar amount and had very little time to research what I was signing for), I can absolutely see how this could happen. - (BoingBoing)
“You mess with the bull, you get the horns.” - (Reddit)
“Keanu remains the best. As do dogs.” - Damn straight, Roxana. And no, I’m not tearing up. Shut up.
Damsel by Elena K. Arnold retells the story of the savior prince and the damsel in distress. Amanda’s review explores the possibility that the familiar story isn’t the story we think it is. "Told that it is our job to fulfill men, how to make men feel smart and wanted and strong, we must make ourselves soft and gentle and weak. It’s a story women know deep in our bones. But do we know how that story will end?" (Cannonball Read 11)
I love otters and dumb shit makes me laugh, so I leave you with this today. Have a happy Monday!
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