Most of my Pajiba co-workers got together this weekend and hiked with goats, drank many (many) spirits, and made Dustin uncomfortable by hugging him. A lot. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to join them. But don’t feel bad for me! I got to watch a marathon of The Office and I painted my nails with glittery polish, so I’m good. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. I SAID IT’S FINE!
Looking at the sweet staff retreat photos of my friends and wow I guess @pajiba hired a new bleating shrill shouty creature or two. I mean I know it’s been a couple years now but I thought I was irreplaceable. https://t.co/yVXY81vlES— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) May 5, 2019
And if you’re wondering why there was no SNL recap this morning, it’s because of the Pajiba retreat. Dustin super apologizes about that. During it, however, Adam Sandler did Opera Man during “Update” and poked fun at Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen was thrilled.
Operaman making a joke about me is maybe the most amazing thing that’s ever happened to me. Holy shit what an insane honor.— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 5, 2019
RiRi and Charlize share a publicist. That publicist plays favorites. Spoiler: Charlize isn’t the favorite. Don’t be too sad for Charlize. She got a t-shirt out of it! - (Celebitchy)
Blake and Ryan are having a little Pikachu. Also, a baby! - (LG)
Bad-Ass GoT manicure! - (Allure)
Solid question, Heather. What IS Ciara wearing? - (GFY)
These are cool!
If you were concerned that the victims of Ted Bundy got lost in all of the documentary and movie-making about Ted Bundy, you can rest easy, I guess? The victims’ ghosts visited Lily Collins and they let her know they were there to support and thank her for being in the movie. Yup. - (Dlisted)
Florida Man at it again. This one firing a gun because Black teenagers are swimming in the neighborhood pool when it’s not supposed to be open! HOW DARE THEY?! Better shoot at ‘em, Bubba, there’s no other option! Christgod.- (The Root)
One billionaire opioid CEO down, how many to go? - (Vice)
People need to stop climbing barriers, whether they’re at zoos or at active goddamn volcanoes! They’re there for a reason! - (NBC)
Kate shared this in our Slack and I couldn’t agree more, “This is sad and heartwarming at the same time” - (CNN)
Dairy Queen, it’s like you know my secret heart! - (Bustle)
Scmecky87 gave Stephen King’s The Outsider "4 out of 5 menacingly tattooed Stars." After choosing to branch out in her reading for a while, Schmecky87 was delighted to return to the King fold. "His characters are strong as ever. His premise intriguing. His imagery incredibly disturbing. And thankfully/surprisingly - he appears to have actually allowed an editor to keep this story from growing out of control!" Is there an author you keep coming back to, even when you want to expand your reading beyond them? (Cannonball Read 11)
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