For absolutely no reason at all, here are 27 animals who are sticking out their tongues but still managing to look more mature than Miley Cyrus while doing so. (Buzzfeed)
Kim Kardashian’s ass stepped out into full paparazzi view for the first time since she gave birth to Knorth West. Now we’re supposed to talk about her amazing weight loss. (TMZ)
Tom Cruise’s Edge of Tomorrow (formerly All You Need Is Kill) is doing some major reshoots, and producers decided to up the movie’s douche/creeper factor by adding Jeremy Piven. (Slashfilm)
While this is a seriously cool box-set design for Season 3 of “Game of Thrones,” how exactly does one file it away on a book shelf? Looks like it would be hard to dust too. These are the things that keep me awake. (Warming Glow)
Stella McCartney Instagrammed a photo of Gwyneth Paltrow jumping for joy in a very ugly (Stella-designed) bikini. Ugh, Goop. (Us Weekly)
Justin Timberlake will receive MTV’s equivalent of a lifetime achievement honor, the so-called “Video Vanguard Award.” This same statuette was previously handed to Britney Spears. Sad face. (Vulture)
Aaron Johnson, age 23, thinks age in a relationship doesn’t fucking matter at all. He is, after all, married to 46-year-old Sam Taylor-Wood, and they are now the Taylor-Johnsons. The funny thing is that Hollywood accepts older dudes marrying much younger women, but when the situation is reversed? Scandal. (Celebitchy)
Yes, we all know that the current young-adult generation is always the source of society’s downfall. Old dudes have only been saying this since Horace in 20 BC. (Mental Floss)
Gina Carano would like to tell the world that no matter who plays Wonder Woman (hint hint) in the evitable film, it damn well better be a film “that is done correctly.” Damn, you know even if Carano gets the role, the studio will eff it all up. (The Mary Sue)
Good news, Hey Girls. A new Google Chrome plug-in can automatically change every photo on every webpage that you visit to a photo of Ryan Gosling. (Film Drunk)
Will Arnett might be banging Billy Joel’s latest ex-wife, Katie Lee. I can’t even muster up the proper “Arrested Development” joke with this news. (People)
Awww, the titular creatures in Disneynature’s Bears are so cute that I almost forgot they’ll eat us all alive. I’ve seen “NCIS,” people. (Film School Rejects)
Heidi Klum must possess the worst fashion sense of any living supermodel … including Janice Dickinson, which is saying something. (Go Fug Yourself)
Teresa Guidice is desperately trying to keep her ass out of prison by throwing her husband under the bus. Bless her New Jersey-loving heart. (DListed)
If you’ve ever wanted to know how frighteningly dangerous the life of an NYC window washer can be, then feel free to pee your pants while watching this revealing video.
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