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A Message for Congress and the MPAA: Cram It Up Your Cramhole Or We'll Sic Gina Carano On You

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | January 18, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | January 18, 2012 |

What? WHAT? So, not only do the MPAA and Congress (specifically douchebag extraordinaire, Chris Dodd) get to threaten the Internet’s livelihood with SOPA, now they’re throwing a bitch-fit at sites like Wikipedia for shutting down for the day, calling it an “irresponsible” gimmick. Elton John is not impressed. (Slashfilm)


Rosie O’Donnell has provided incontrovertible proof that Tom Cruise absolutely cannot be gay while simultaneously saying something stupendously moronic. (WarmingGlow)

This gallery of Maury Povich Screencaps will probably reduce your faith in humanity even more that a movie called LOL. (ScreenJunkies)

Is it possible that Superman Returns was much better than we remember? This is an awfully strong case for it. (Dave Chen)

Few have sang the virtues of hoodies better than Eric Snider. They are magnificent. (Snide Remarks)

Brad Brevet has unleashed his 2011 Movie Awards. (Ropes of Silicon)

Hey British people and smug downloaders: How’d you like the most recent season of “Sherlock Holmes”? CBS thinks they can do it better. If they hire Tom Selleck to play Sherlock, so help me God, I will pluck that mans’ mustache from his face hair by hair. (Collider)

Speaking of British series, am I to understand that British people don’t like “Downton Abbey” as much as we do Stateside? Newsweek explores our odd obsession. (The Daily Beast)

Sadly, Pajiba has been blacklisted from Sundance this year (and perhaps longer), so you’ll have to get your Sundance coverage elsewhere. Might we suggest FilmSchoolRejects? Kate Erbland’s 10 Most Anticipated Films provokes an unhealthy amount of jealousy. (FSR)

Scott Mendelson makes the case that Beauty and the Beast’s Belle may have a Schizoid Personality Disorder and that the entire film revolves around a bad case of Stockholm Syndrome. (Mendelson’s Memos)

Awww. The founder of Cracker Barrel has died. And it wasn’t because of their terrible terrible food (except for the chicken and dumplings because, YUM). (NRN)

Cheerleaders. In Wonder Woman costumes. YOU’RE WELCOME. (The Mary Sue)

Barack Obama sent a letter to Zooey Deschanel for her birthday. I have no idea what to say about that. Cool? (Twitter)

This is our keyword search logs for the hour after the Golden Globes. You’d think that all anyone cared about is Michael Fassbender’s penis. But he’s also quite erudite. (Charlie Rose)

Steven Soderbergh’s Haywire opens this weekend, and we’ve already sung the praises of Gina Carano. Here she is putt a radio DJ in a sleeper hold. (via Withleather)

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