Because some of you asked, here is the official list of words and phrases banned by our SPAM filter: (SPAMMY phrases): cool site, good site, nice site, dating site, millionaires, AgelessMate; fashionbags; (Words I don’t like): c*nt, ni**er, and the newly added: faggot, fag, faggotry, and LOL; and the two words voted on by you all: “Squee” and “teh.” And, so far as I know, there’s only one banned commenter, though someone else is cutting it close.
Uproxx’s Top Ten Top Ten List includes Pajiba. Let’s all chant: We’re Number 4! We’re Number 4! (Uproxx)
Here are the 41 Drunkest Cities in America. My city of residence? Number 18. And I’m drunk right now! (The Daily Beast)
Gah. Ah! Gaaah. Creepy. You’ll never think of Big Bird the same way again. (Muppets with Real People’s Eyes)
You think NBC News Anchor Brian Williams couldn’t get any more awesome on his “30 Rock” and “The Daily Show” appearances, and then you see this. (MSNBC)
You know what I used to love about “Full House’s” Candace Cameron? She had a little weight on her. Not so much anymore. (Evil Beet)
It’s good to see that Cracked is as hard up for list ideas at the end of the year as I am. Here are the 8 G.I. Joe’s most frequently left in the box. (Cracked)
Raise your hand if you want to kill Michael Vick! (UglyFours)
Here are the best quotes of the year from Armond White, brilliant, batshit movie critic. (FilmDrunk)
Just in case you haven’t seen it yet: Patton Oswalt’s article, “Wake Up, Geek Culture. Time to Die.” (Wired)
FYI: Owen Wilson is totally not dead. (ScreenJunkies)
In news that somebody must care about, Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye will do a cameo in the upcoming Thor. (The Wrap)
And finally, here is what should’ve happened in 2010, according to the movies.