A Four Year Old Was Shot Four Times Today Because Paul Ryan is a Gutless Coward
Publisher’s Note: When terrorists hijacked planes and steered them into the World Trade Center, America responded by beefing up security at airports. When some asshole tried to blow up a plane with a shoe bomb, airports required us to remove our shoes in the airport security line. Annoying? Yes. But it was a straight-line response between potential weapon and act.
But when it’s white domestic terrorists, apparently common sense eludes us.
AR-15s were used in Aurora, Sandy Hook, Orlando, and San Bernadino, among many other mass shootings, including today’s. The straight-line response is to PROHIBIT THE SALE OF AR-15s. Most mass shooters have a history of domestic violence. The straight-line response to that is to PROHIBIT THE SALE OF AR-15s TO DOMESTIC ABUSERS. It’s a simple legal response that might have saved dozens and dozens of lives, and if the Republicans had any guts at all, they would have made these changes to the law after Sandy Hook.
But they didn’t. And today, 27 more are dead. There’s also a four-year-old who was shot four times. He has survived (so far). His sister did not. That’s on Paul Ryan and the rest of the GOP for not making simple, common sense responses to mass shootings that followed a clear pattern.
Don’t the Republicans see what’s happening now? It’s not just mass indiscriminate killings. That guy today? He didn’t even have a connection to the church. It’s about breaking records. These motherfuckers want to kill as many people as possible in places where people feel the most safe. They want to murder and incite fear. They want their names in goddamn record books. That’s terrorism, and it could be prevented if only men like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell cared more about the slaughter of innocent people than their own goddamn re-election prospects. Shove your thoughts and prayers up your asses.
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