That Equifax Settlement May Not Be What It Appears

By Jodi Smith | News | July 30, 2019 |

By Jodi Smith | News | July 30, 2019 |

Why do I even go on Twitter?

You’ve probably heard about the Equifax settlement where all of the LARGE PRINT made you believe the company would have to pay out $125 to everyone affected who declined the free credit monitoring for 10 years. Yeah, about that dollar amount…

If you really want to #MakeEquifaxPay, claim the 10 years of free credit monitoring (value = $2,000) not the cash. No matter what, the company has to fund credit monitoring for every claimant.

To see if you qualify, visit: https://t.co/Pc2dw2fdxq

— Rep. Katie Porter (@RepKatiePorter) July 27, 2019

Let’s see, who else can eat sh*t this week. Ah, Representative Jody Hice, you wanted to say something?

.@AOC and the Squad deliberately misled the American people by claiming that detainees are “drinking from toilets.”

Migrants have potable water, have shelter, and are being fed.

The constant attacks against our brave border patrol agents must stop! pic.twitter.com/lxTIZTnenH

— Rep. Jody Hice (@CongressmanHice) July 29, 2019

Nikki Haley’s tweet defending President Tr*mp’s Baltimore remarks is basis enough to make my list today but a response to it was even worse.

To me, its like he is talking to a child, who needs to clean their room. As a parent who cares for this country, he is doing his job. I use that analogy, so folks, can see its not racist, to tell you to clean your room.

— Elena (@Elenainspires) July 30, 2019

Baltimore, you’re just a child who needs to clean your room of Black folks. See? NOT RACIST AT ALL, KIDS.

Finally, Alan Dershowitz can eat ten kinds of sh*t for making the argument that 16-year-olds able to get abortions should be able to have sex with whomever, y’all. EW.

I stand by the constitutional (not moral) argument I offered in my controversial oped: if a 16 year old has the constitutional right to have an abortion without state or parental interference, how could she not have the constitutional right to engage in consensual sex? 1/ https://t.co/48Thb8Uaym

— Alan Dershowitz (@AlanDersh) July 29, 2019

So, it’s only Tuesday? Cool. Cool cool cool.