Megyn Kelly Wants You To Believe She Almost Saw Taylor Swift Pee

Megyn Kelly might seem like an increasingly irrelevant right-wing figure who briefly stood up to Trump before falling in line, but did you ever stop to think that maybe she’s actually a super important person who almost walked in on Taylor Swift peeing? Checkmate, libs!

Thanks to Trump attempting to turn the Super Bowl into a MAGA jamboree, Megyn got an invite presumably after agreeing that, OK, yes, she was “bleeding from her whatever” that one time. (How the hell are we doing all of this again? Why, America?)

Not content with joining the upper ranks of the nation’s demise, Megyn claimed on the latest episode of her podcast that she was in such prime VIP settings that she came within a door pull away from Taylor Swift’s trip to the whiz palace. Via Daily Beast:

Kelly said she walked out of her suite to head to the ladies’ room when she saw a woman who appeared to be standing in line.

“I’m like, ‘Oh, are you in line?’” she recounted asking the woman. “And she’s like, ‘No.’ Oh, OK. So I go to get past her, and she’s like, ‘Oh no, I think someone’s in there.’”

The rest of what the woman said was unclear to Kelly, so she said she proceeded to press down on the doorknob to the restroom.

“It started to open, and I heard like, ‘Oh no no!’ and then I realized Taylor Swift was clearly in there, and this was like a privacy guard for her,” Kelly said.

Lest you think Megyn is some sort of weird, pee-looking pervert, she’ll have you know that her partisan politics draw the line at walking in on major celebrity’s midstream.

“I’m really glad that did not happen,” Kelly said. “Really, really glad.”

Did any of this really happen? Haha, what do you think? I would bet cash money that Taylor Swift’s team stopped Kanye from setting foot inside the Grammys. Do you think they’d let Megyn freaking Kelly get close enough to hear America’s most beloved pop star reach for the toilet paper? C’mon. I have better bathroom security than that. I’m like a ninja in there. You’ll never know what I’m doing.