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This Week In Weird Wolverine News

By TK Burton | Miscellaneous | April 10, 2009 |

By TK Burton | Miscellaneous | April 10, 2009 |

There is no movie news to be found here. In fact, there is absolutely nothing useful at all in this post. Other than sheer, rampant stupid awesomeness. And further evidence that film marketing is getting weirder and weirder.

Picture, if you will, me innocently going to the 7-11 by my office today to get myself a snack. I browse the aisle, settle on my choice (Pepsi and Sun Chips) and then, I am presented with this piece of marketing genius:


Uh huh. Feel free to click that bad boy to enlarge it.

Because when I think Wolverine, I think Slurpee! Am I right? Huh? Right?

WOLVERINE SLURPEE! It’ll taste like… like… metal and chest hair? Sweat and snarling? Failure? Poor execution?

Oh, I know! I know! The Wolverine Slurpee will taste like pure, unadulterated geek rage.


TK Burton is an Editorial Consultant. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

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