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What The 'Rogue One' Trailer Looked Like If You're a Total Sexist Idiot Face

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | April 7, 2016 |

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | April 7, 2016 |

Chances are good that you spent a fair potion of your day fanning heavily over the Rogue One: A Star Wars Story trailer. Or maybe you didn’t. Maybe it wasn’t your cup of space tea. But love it or nothing it, a good number of people in the world at large had a whole bunch of reactions that probably never crossed your brain, unless you’re a super dummy sexist idiot monster, in which case, these might have been some of your thoughts today:


(P.S. If there are too many womens, the shortly there will also be the gays. That’s, like, science.)

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Seriously, two movies in a row starring kickass women?? Who do these chicks think they are? The neutral default of male?

“Oh wait! Don’t mention Han. We know he has his own movie coming out and that destroys my argument that the entire future of the franchise has been taken over by womanfolk.”

(@jpodhoretz’s original tweet was deleted, so thank you @ChrisCJackson for that beautiful tribute art.)

“This movie looks so dumb! Never mind that all of my complaints could also be attributed to Han,

Or Luke Skywalker,

Because women hate those characters, right? (NO STOP TRYING TO COMBAT MY ASSUMPTIONS WITH ACTUAL FACT.) That means I can hate women!

Wow, that’s a lot of thoughts. Should we check in with someone who’s already been on the receiving end of all this hateful nonsense?

Oh, what’s that, Daisy Ridley? You’re too busy having awesome Star Wars dance parties to care about this crap? We’ll leave you to that then.

A big thank you to Joanna, for sifting through the sexism so that I only have to surf your feed.

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