By Petr Navovy | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2017 |
By Petr Navovy | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2017 |
Here are the boring, boring facts:
Donald Trump, as part of his first state tour as—fuckmethisstillhurtstosay—the President of the United States of America, is on an official visit to Saudi Arabia. While in Riyadh, he and his bosom chums King Salman bin Abdulaziz of Saudi Arabia and Abdel Fatah al-Sisi of Egypt—both lovely people who have nothing to do with oppressive regimes, state-sponsored terrorism, or geopolitical maneuverings that are tearing the Middle East apart—gathered for a photo opportunity. They gathered at the Global Centre for Combating Extremist Ideology, where apart from irony being seen choking on a Ferrero Rocher in the corner, the main event was the three rulers putting their hands around a miniature, glowing globe.
THOSE ARE THE FACTS AND THEY ARE PREDICTABLE AND BORING; HERE INSTEAD IS THE INTERNET REACTING TO IT:
A lot of people say the Orb is evil. Stupid! I will negotiate with the Orb, make it work for us. Good deal for everyone!!! Hail the Orb. pic.twitter.com/vmN12iTulB
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) May 21, 2017
Look if Trump is going to take down the Illuminati he's obviously going to have to do it from the inside pic.twitter.com/58Rnd2I20P
— The Cosmic Brain (@samthielman) May 21, 2017
There is literally a #Trump tweet for every occasion! #Orb pic.twitter.com/Ewmucaos5E
— Karen Teegarden (@KarenUniteWomen) May 22, 2017
trump 100% made a wish when he touched the orb pic.twitter.com/S0TlxgxtBY
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) May 21, 2017
tfw you and your friends unearth an ancient alien hell orb and combine your powers inside it to stop superman >>>>> pic.twitter.com/kzsYEKC4R0
— jon hendren (@fart) May 21, 2017
I am gone from Twitter for like a few hours, and now Trump is a holding a Palantír! WHAT ELSE HAVE I MISSED?! IS BANNON A WRAITH NOW?! #ORB pic.twitter.com/uZ4xthYIvm
— chrisError (@chrisError) May 21, 2017
I knew I'd seen this before.. #orb pic.twitter.com/pUDG2RRxrP
— cinegirl 14📺 (@cinegirl14) May 22, 2017
#TrumpSaudi Billionaires placing their hands on a glowing #orb of the world while standing in the dark. Why isn't Alex Jones losing it now ? pic.twitter.com/9GwQZXgfYU
— Bunneh/Usagi-San (@BunnehUsagichan) May 21, 2017
Uh-oh. Look like the #Orb settled on King Salman for the human sacrifice. pic.twitter.com/mXiUV7wMso
— Tim Madison (@TimMadison6) May 22, 2017
#Orb is a standard feature of diplomacy #Trump pic.twitter.com/aSj75Mw1Yk
— Salvor Hardin (@MayorHardin) May 22, 2017
I think I Know what happens with the #orb pic.twitter.com/g1sgPLX4Ep
— Alexander (@Alexinkivi) May 22, 2017
Holy shit Twin Peaks is insane! #orb pic.twitter.com/zvMX64QfVR
— Aric Harrison (@MidwesternQueen) May 22, 2017
"Everyone grab on to the cosmic sphere. It's much better than a cosmic cube…believe me!" (HT @PresVillain) #HailHydra pic.twitter.com/7jKLQIdXRt
— Ben Gross (@bhgross144) May 21, 2017
Everyone freaking out, it's a GLOBE
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) May 21, 2017
You can see the continents
Just a conclave of powerful men laying hands on a fiery globe
This is normal pic.twitter.com/FEo4auHVfm
The Orange Infinity #Orb pic.twitter.com/FSVcc4RwBj
— Mexican Judge (@laloalcaraz) May 22, 2017
Melania got to put her hands on the Saudi king's #orb, too. pic.twitter.com/gjNvfiH2fm
— csdickey (@csdickey) May 22, 2017
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Petr Knava lives in London and plays music