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This Week In 'Seriously, F*ck That Guy': Bigots, Liars And Gun Nuts Edition

By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | May 12, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | May 12, 2016 |

We like to throw around the phrase “The Worst.” But seriously, these people are the fucking worst.

Duck Dynasty dipshit Phil Robertson is once again spouting bigoted nonsense and calling it “religious freedom.” According to him, it’s not trans people who are under attack in the debate over bathroom bills, it’s Judeo-Christian values. I went to Catholic school for 12 years and have no clue what the fuck this grizzled moron is talking about. (New Now Next)

Have you heard about YACHT? Last week they were just a band most of us were blissfully unaware of. This week they are better known as a pair of garbage people who faked having a sex tape stolen, tapping into public sympathy, outrage and curiosity so they could promote a new music video. (Jezebel)

Rapper Azealia Banks is way better known for mouthing off than making music. But sometimes she has something resembling a point, like when she used screenshots to suggest former One Directioner Zayn Malik ripped off imagery from her in his latest video.

Damn Zayn be mood boarding the fuck of out me 😳.. I'm not mad about this though. Zayn is a cutie pie

A photo posted by Azealia Banks (@azealiabanks) on

But not content to leave well enough alone, Banks went ballistic on Twitter, busting out racist and homophobic slurs that might make even that Duck Dynasty prick blush. (New Now Next)

Fuck Woody Allen and a rape culture that supports him and has ignored Dylan Farrow for decades. (THR)

The murdering fuck wit who killed three people when he violently invaded a Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood clinic has been deemed incompetent to stand trial. Fuck him and the systems that allowed him to get the 8 guns in the first fucking place. (Jezebel)

George Zimmerman. The Neighborhood Watchman who murdered 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in February 2012 wants to get into politics in a way that makes our stomachs turn. See, he doesn’t like “Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric,” (shocker) so he’s fundraising for himself and presumably pro-gun stuff by selling the gun he used to kill a child. In a move so repulsive there’s not an insult fit for him (though do feel free to try in comments), Zimmerman referred to the murder weapon as an “American icon,” and said of his critics: “They’re not going to be bidding on it, so I couldn’t care less about them.” (BBC)

For good measure, seriously, fuck all the piece of shit excuses for humanity who bid on George Zimmerman’s gun.


To donate to The Trayvon Martin Foundation, dedicated to eradicating gun violence in Florida, visit their site.

Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.

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