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These Jeans Are Trolling Us, Right? RIGHT!?

By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2017 |

By Kristy Puchko | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2017 |

We’ve talked before about the stupidest pants on the internet. And now we have a new contender. A pair of jeans that claim to be super functional, perfect for those days when first you want to wear full-legged pants. And then, maybe you want to mix it up. You wish you’d worn a pair of jorts. But in both instances, you want to look like it was a gift stitched by your crafty and daft aunt Linda. Well, Opening Ceremony has the jeans of your fashion victim dreams.

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This brings new meaning to “thigh gap.”


And I know you want a backside shot.


But how do they look as shorts, you wonder? This model’s expression says it all.


And how much will all this style of the Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans cost you? Just $425. They only come in the color “bleached.” But if you prefer a darker denim, how about the black Detachable Cut-Out Side Jeans? Just $460 and look at all the fashion and how it fills this model with sexy ennui.

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Like chaps, but they do nothing for your butt. Because fashion.

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H/T Mashable

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Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.