I don’t watch Revenge anymore, mostly because … priorities. If I’m going to watch four or five filler episodes waiting for the big payoff, I’ll stick with Boardwalk Empire, thank you very much. But people love the Revenge, like my tea-party mother-in-law, for instance, who asks me every week what I thought of the most recent episode even though I tell her every week that I no longer watch it. Also, the crossing guard at my kid’s kindergarten, who marvels that my son shares the same name as a character in Revenge.
Anyway, the cast did a photo shoot with Tyler Shields, who I believe is the poor man’s Terry Richardson. Right? It’s all very provocative and pretty, but ultimately insubstantial. Like the show, really. But we are a readership that likes a good photo-shoot, aren’t we?