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'Draco Malfoy Is a Straight Up F*ck Boy' & Other Highlights From Pete Davidson's 'Harry Potter' Marathon

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2015 |

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2015 |

Don’t you ever just wish you could spend a weekday doing nothing but watching Harry Potter and yelling about it on the internet? If so, Pete Davidson from SNL is living your dream. Now, Pete knows what you’re thinking. Doesn’t he, a grown-ass man, have better things to do than spend a whole day tweeting about a 13-year-old movie?

Or maybe you’re wondering how he managed to reach adulthood without having seen the Harry Potter movies. Well, joke’s on you. He’s seen them a bunch.

Apparently he just wanted another, more public viewing, presumably for the near-sole purpose of pointing out who in the movies are “fuck boys.” (Spoiler: it’s basically everyone.)

Oh, everyone except Harry Potter. He’s a legend.

Now, keep in mind this is only a SAMPLING of Pete’s marathon tweets.

But what is a grown man coming down off of his first season at Saturday Night Live going to do— only watch ONE Harry Potter movie? Amateur hour.

Pete may not know what he’s doing on SNL, but at least he has something he’s great at. Calling Harry Potter characters f*ck boys and p*ssies.

Via Uproxx.

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