Hot Topic, we’ve been over this. You were to be a childish thing we left behind with our training bras and Kool-Aid hair dye. Your clothes so cheaply made, yet still demanding so much of our paychecks. And we logged a lot of hours cleaning soda-sticky, popcorn-coated, gum-patched movie theaters for that money! We’ve grown up (yet still spend a lot of time in movie theaters). But you keep rolling out cool clothes inspired by movies and TV we love. You don’t play fair.
And now it’s a limited-edition DC Comics Bombshells line.
Look, I’m still miffed over April Fools. But FINE, Hot Topic. You WIN.