Nothing is going on today, celebrity-wise. So, today, I’m taking a me-day. And what me wants is to celebrate Shelley Long. Because I do what I want and you can’t stop me. For you are not my mom.
Shelley Long was and is a superb individual, responsible for some amazing performances in some amazing television programs and films (and some not-at-all amazing films, but I love them anyway). Do you not love her? WELL, YOU ARE WRONG, AND I WILL JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR WRONGNESS.
Shelley Long is good at parties.
Shelley Long knows how to tell a good story.
Shelley Long throws face shade without a single word.
But she’s good with the words, too.
Shelley Long knows how to make an entrance.
Shelley Long is resourceful.
Shelley Long got back.
Shelley Long knows the true identity of Lobo Marunga.
Shelley Long is deeply concerned.
I have a pretty solid theory that Shelley Long has been Dave Foley all along.
Shelley Long had flawless costumes in Hello Again.
Seriously, TASTE HER SLEEVES.
Shelley Long’s got moves you’ve nevah seen.
Shelley Long knows what’s really important.
Shelley Long is handy around the house.
Finally, Shelley Long will throw the hell down.
Thank you for accompanying me on this Long journey. Shelley Long. Won’t you?