Pajiba's Guide to What's In Theaters Right Now

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | December 24, 2010 |

Here’s links to all the reviews playing at your local multiplex right now, in case you want to get out over the weekend and see something, as long as “something” is The Fighter or The King’s Speech, or even Black Swan and True Grit, and as long as it’s not Little Fockers or Yogi Bear. Not that we’re telling you what to do, but seriously: Don’t go see Little Fockers. Nobody wants to see your walk of shame come Monday.

Little Fockers — Hands Down, the Funniest Movies of 2010

True Grit — You Give Out Very Little Sugar With Your Pronouncements

Tron: Legacy — Form Without Function

King’s Speech — There Goes My Hero, He’s Ordinary

Rabbit Hole — There’s No Good Why This Came to Pass, There’s Only Just Because

Somewhere — Like Lost in Translation Choked on TMZ and Vomited Up Hunks of the Disillusionment of Celebrities

Yogi Bear — Anna Faris, You’ve Done It Again

How Do You Know — Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else

The Fighter — It Doesn’t Take A Big Man To Knock Somebody Down, Just A Little Courage To Lift Him Off The Ground

Black Swan — Tired and Feathered

The Tourist — Note to Casting Directors: Never Ask Johnny Depp to Pretend to Be Uncool

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader — Oh Me of Little Faith