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Pajiba Store News and Design Tutorial

By Lord Castleton | Miscellaneous | April 20, 2017 |

By Lord Castleton | Miscellaneous | April 20, 2017 |

Okay folks, a little bit of housekeeping here. So, first of all there are new designs in The Pajiba Store.

Go and buy them!

Shop by design — Our format has improved! Now instead of having to find the right “collection” (there were nine for each design which was idiotic and irritating) you can just click on the design you like and you’ll see everything available for it. Much better.

Shop by item — This is a huge improvement as well. So let’s say you decide to buy a Pajiba shirt for your child. You can just go to the store, pick the design, and then select the dropdown menu that says “Kids & Babies”.


In order to make these design changes happen, Spreadshirt dropped some products. It’s bullshit, frankly, and I wish I had noticed so I could have given everyone a heads up, but I must have missed that memo. Anyway, this is what they got rid of:

55 Umbrella
197 Women’s Zip Hoodie
342 Long Sleeve Baby Bodysuit
378 Eco-Friendly Cotton Tote
404 Toddler Hoodie
555 Women’s Sweatpants
609 Blanket
671 Men’s Sweatpants
677 Kids’ Zip Hoodie
679 Men’s Big & Tall Hoodie
723 Brief Case Messenger Bag
750 Men’s Performance Shorts
776 iPhone 4/4s Hard Case
782 iPhone 5/5s Hard Case
820 Baby Romper
826 Frosted Glass Beer Mug
827 iPhone 4/4s Rubber Case
835 Men’s Varsity Sweatshirt Jacket
865 Men’s Contrast Tank Top
869 iPhone 4/4s Premium Case
872 Samsung Galaxy S4 Premium Case
883 Womens Tri-Blend Long Sleeve T-Shirt
884 Women’s Wideneck 3/4 Sleeve Shirt
889 Knit Pom Cap
909 Teddy Bear
947 Samsung Galaxy S5 Premium Case
968 Women’s Deep V-Neck Marble T-Shirt
995 Unisex Lace-Up Hoodie
1037 Girl’s Ruffle T-Shirt
1039 Baby Contrast One Piece
1041 Vintage Fleece Hoodie
1046 Women’s Flowy Muscle Tank by Bella
1052 Panoramic Mug
1057 Baby Contrast Bib
1067 Backpack
1068 Colorblock Hoodie
1069 Men’s Speckled Hoodie
1071 Women’s Speckled Hoodie
1082 Women’s ¾ Sleeve Baseball T-Shirt
1094 Baby Bib
1129 Men’s Big & Tall Premium Tank
1131 Men’s Long Sleeve Performance T-Shirt

I’m PISSED I didn’t get an umbrella and a teddy bear. But by eliminating certain lines, they’ve been able to lower their prices on certain items. And now they have aprons.

Now then: Some deeper design dives.

Make Your Anything — How do I do this?

It’s simple. First, you select the Pajiba design you like. Let’s say this one:


But we don’t like how that looks and we want to personalize it. It will always say:




You should always always click on that, because every shirt can be altered to fit your personal taste.

So now we’re in the t-shirt designer. Let’s change the color of the shirt for starters.


Okay that’s better. But let’s change the fist color. All we do is click on it and this menu comes up.


You can click every color to see what you like, but let’s make it white to keep it simple. And let’s put the fist on the BACK of the shirt between the shoulder blades.



Now we’re on the back of the shirt. But that image is way too big. Simply click on it and resize is using the bottom right corner and move it around using the top left corner.


(The T-shirt designer gives you a guide line to show you where the center of the printable area is.)

Now let’s go back to the front. Click on the “Front” box at the bottom of the screen. If you want to scroll through Spreadshirt’s free designs, you can click on ‘CHOOSE A DESIGN.’

For now, let’s just add a little text:


Type in your message. Change whatever you like on the right hand side. Font, size color, etc.


And once you have what you like, click on ADD TO CART and you’re done.


Making a non-pajiba design — Let’s say I’m going to make a gift for Dustin, but it’s not going to be Pajiba related. So from the main store page I click on CREATE.


That takes me back to the T-shirt designer and it’ll load the last thing you created.

Now click on CHOOSE A PRODUCT.


It brings up everything you can use as your canvas.


Dustin likes hats so let’s pick that. Click on ACCESSORIES to find the hats.

Once the hat comes up, I pull a deadpool image from Spreadshirt’s free designs and add some text to the front and viola! A hat Dustin wouldn’t wear in a million years.


Now let’s make something for Seth. How about a pillowcase? I click on CREATE > CHOOSE A PRODUCT > ACCESSORIES > PILLOWCASES.

I choose a heart design, change the heart color to blue, stencil some text over that and I have the perfect gift for Seth, something to remind him of my affection every night before he shuts his lil peepers.


You can also upload your own images if the spirit moves you.

In short, this is a simple tool to make all kinds of great gifts. A few years back I decided to never wear a random t-shirt again. Now everything I wear has some personal meaning to me. I made one with my favorite band (which I couldn’t find anywhwere). I made t-shirts for my gaming group and sent them each a customized one (Tank, Medic, Squishy etc). I make a customized T-shirt for my kids for every birthday. It’s simple, easy, and anyone can do it. And The Pajiba Store gets a bump every time you do it. So, get out there and create create create!

Have questions? Shoot them to me at [email protected]

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Did you know that you can make ANY shirt at The Pajiba Store? Just pick a shirt you like and UPLOAD YOUR OWN DESIGN. We still get a bump for every shirt you make, even if it’s not Pajiba-specific.

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