Tonight we have the season premiere of “Sons of Anarchy” which is very exciting for a whole great bunch of you. I’ve seen the promos and everyone looks very tortured and angry about things, so I’m sure it’ll be super tense and exciting. That blond guy cut all his hair off, though, so I don’t know what’s up with that. I thought motorcycle gang members weren’t allowed to cut their hair off unless their beard was longer than their neck and that doesn’t appear to be the case with him. Truth be told, I’ve tried to watch the show a few times but since I’m not familiar with all the backstory yet I keep getting distracted by the fact that if I close my eyes I’m watching a show where Leela and Hellboy are running a gang of outlaws together and everything gets very confusing and strange. Here’s you Tuesday night TV:
8:00pm: “G4’s Proving Ground” on G4. First season finale. I tend not to list stuff on G4 because it’s one of those channels that exists in the stratosphere of satellite and/or cable options and most people forget it’s there. Also, they inflicted Olivia Munn on the world. However, this episode is called “Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse” and I know the Zombie Apocalypse has a lot of fans around here. On that note, any of you in the mid-East Coast area who strap on running shoes from time to time should check out this 5K with zombies which I will be doing if I can resolve some knee issues in the next couple weeks.
“History Detectives” on PBS
“Targeting Bin Laden” on History
“I Survived” on Bio. It’s a special episode on survivors of 9/11.
“It’s Worth What” on NBC
9:00pm: “America’s Got Talent” on NBC
“Auction Kings” on Discovery
“Flipping Out” on Bravo. Fifth season finale.
“Frontline” on PBS
“Hardcore Pawn” on TruTV
“Take the Money and Run” on ABC. First season finale.
“What Not to Wear” on TLC
10:00pm: “Big Sexy” on TLC. Apparently this is a show about plus-sized ladies looking for love. Because, you know, it’s so weird that women of a certain size could ever be considered attractive. Bleh.
“Billy the Exterminator” on A&E
“Born to Dance: Laurieanne Gibson” on BET
“Carfellas” on Discovery
“Combat Hospital” on ABC. First season finale.
“Gordon Ramsay’s F Word” on BBCA
“Picker Sisters” on Lifetime. First seasonf inale.
“Better This World by Kelly Duane De La Vega and Katie Galloway” on PBS
“The Rachel Zoe Project” on Bravo. Fourth season premiere.
“Sons of Anarchy” on FX. Fourth season premiere.
“Teen Mom” on MTV
“Top Shot” on History
11:00pm: “Awkward” on MTV
Late Night Listings
“The Late Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring the Kardashian sisters, Michael Emerson, and the Jim Jones Revue
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC teaturing Wanda Sykes, Nick Swardson, and Roger Daltrey
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Uncle Frank Memorial Celebration and Don Rickles
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Lisa Kudrow and Richard Engel
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Denis Leary, Olivia Munn, and the Antlers
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Buddy Roemer
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Gov. Tim Pawlenty
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Gloria Estefan, Chris Franjola, Iliza Shlesinger, and Matt Braunger
“Conan” on TBS featuring Aubrey Plaza and Lindsey Buckingham
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