Besides the weekend, Tuesday night is the crappiest night of television, which is why the first Pajiba Movie Club is scheduled for tonight (9 EST — be here!). Here are the low-lights:
— “90210” on The CW.
— “Dancing With the Stars” results show on ABC.
— “The Biggest Loser” on NBC.
— “NCIS” has its seventh-season premiere on CBS.
— “18 Kids and Counting” on TLC. The Duggars go on a diet!
— “Melrose Place” on The CW.
— “NCIS: Los Angeles” premieres on CBS. Chris O’Donnell really needed a job.
— “Wareouse 13” has its season finale on Syfy.
— “Sons of Anarchy” on FX.
— “The Good Wife” premieres on CBS. This is the show with Julianna Margulies and Chris Noth. I’ll give it a shot, however, because of Josh Charles.
— “The Forgotten” premieres on ABC. I’m not even sure my fondness for Christian Slater can compel me to tune in. It’s from Jerry Bruckheimer. The logline: “From executive producer Jerry Bruckheimer comes a crime show in which a team of dedicated amateurs work on cases involving unidentified victims. After the police have given up, this group must first solve the puzzle of the victim’s identity in order to then help catch the killer. They work to give the deceased back their names, lest they become — The Forgotten.”
— “The Jay Leno Show” has Pee Wee Herman and Amy Poehler.
FYI: Letterman has Bill Clinton (one night after Obama) and LeBron James. Conan has Rebecca Romijn, Lisa Lampanelli, Monsters of Folk.