Making a Career Out of Hooking Up With Flavor Flav's Rejects
This week I left the humid cocoon that was Miami for the arid plains of Dallas to meet yet more Pajibans (I’m not sure who has met more now, Lizzie or I. We’ll have a cage match style showdown one day to figure it out.) and had SO MUCH FUN but I’m also like, SO TIRED and I have to go to work tomorrow so I can’t get home and sleep for 18 hours so that kind of sucks. But not really, because I really did have an awesome time. Anyway, I’m sure the pictures can elaborate on the whole thing better than I can so if you’re on the Facebook you should check those out and if you’re not on Facebook, well, that sucks for you because we are a HOT group of people. Literally. Dallas is pretty damn warm. Here’s your Sunday night TV:
7:00pm: “60 Minutes” on CBS
“BBC America Special: Serpent” on BBCA
“Football Night in America” on NBC
8:00pm: “Jerseylicious” on Style
8:15pm: “Sunday Night Football: New York Giants at Indianapolis Colts” on NBC. Manning-off! I actually feel a little bit bad for Eli sometimes but then I remember that I actually don’t like either team and don’t anymore. Also, there’s probably a tasteless joke here involving those Oreo commercials they were both doing for a while but I’m not really figuring out anything worth while so y’all can figure that out amongst yourselves.
9:00pm: “Boardwalk Empire” on HBO
“Bridezillas” on WE
“The Gates” on ABC. New episode at a special time. Has anyone watched this? I didn’t because Rhona Mitra is a show killer (and, you know, sort of a terrible actress) but is it worthwhile or just dumb?
“The Great Food Truck Race” on Food Network
“Hoarding: Buried Alive” on TLC
“Ice Road Truckers” on History
“Masterpiece!: Inspector Lewis Series III: Your Sudden Death Question” on PBS
“Mel B: It’s a Scary World” on Style
“Real and Chance: Legend Hunters” on VH1. Oh, Jesus wept, these two have another show on VH1? God, that’s a worthless network.
“Rubicon” on AMC
10:00pm: “Delocated!” on Adult Swim
“Fantasia For Real” on VH1. Second season premiere.
“Freaky Eaters” on TLC
“The Gates” on ABC. First season finale.
“The Glades” on A&E
“Iron Chef America” on Food Network
“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” on E!
“Mad Men” on AMC
“Snapped” on Oxygen
“Swamp People” on History
10:30pm: “Freaky Eaters” on TLC. First season finale. Wait, seriously? This premiered like three weeks ago. Did TLC find some other little people family with 17 kids that they need to stick in this time slot?
“La La’s Full Court Wedding” on VH1. Series premiere.
“The Spin Crowd” on E!
11:30pm: “The Venture Brothers” on Adult Swim. I’m going to miss the first airing of this cause I’ll be on the way back from the airport and that does make me kind of sad. Now, I know all of you are totally awesome and considerate people and would never do something like spoil someone’s favorite show but just in case I’ll be staying away from the comments on this, Twitter, my text messages, and probably Facebook between when it first airs and when I get to see it. Just in case.
12:00am “Children’s Hospital” on Adult Swim
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.