Pajiba After Dark: I Want to Make a "Yo, Dawg, We Heard You Like Gordon Ramsay…" Joke But It Seems Inappropriate
Tonight there’s quite a few Brits on television (that’s a lie, there’s two but one has four shows on tonight) but I’d like to say to all my British readers that I hope all of you and your loved ones are safe and far away from the violence that’s erupted in London and other areas. The US coverage has been spotty at best since most US based news sources are still wringing their hands over the S&P rating debacle and ensuing stock market nosedive but I’ve been reading whatever I can get and thank those of you who have posted links on facebook for the information. It sounds truly terrifying. All of you are in my thoughts tonight. Here’s your Tuesday night TV:
8:00pm: “Cupcake Wars” on Food Network
“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox
“It’s Worth What?” on NBC
“Legends of Folk” on PBS
“Pretty Little Liars” on ABC Family
“Wipeout” on ABC
9:00pm: “America’s Got Talent” on NBC
“Auction Kings” on Discovery. Second season premiere.
“Flipping Out” on Bravo
“Masterchef” on Fox
“Memphis Beat” on TNT
“The Nine Lives of Chloe King” on ABC Family
“Take the Money and Run” on ABC
“Crazy About Pippa” on TLC. Honest to god, I do not know a single person who is ‘crazy about Pippa’ (as in Middleton) but all these TV shows and magazines keep insisting we are. I really don’t understand. She’s pretty, and I guess she looks like she’s in good shape but… her? She’s not even the one that married into royalty. It’s baffling. Also, Pippa herself didn’t even cooperate with this show so there’s not going to be any footage or pictures that you can’t find about a billion other places.
“White Collar” on USA. Third season summer finale.
9:30pm: “Country Pop Legends” on PBS
10:00pm: “Aftermath with William Shatner” on Bio. Second seaosn finale.
“Billy the Exterminator” on A&E
“Born to Dance” on BET
“Chopped” on Food Network
“Combat Hospital” on ABC
“Covert Affairs” on USA. Second season summer finale.
“Dirty Money” on Discovery. Series premiere.
“Gordon Ramsay’s F-Word” on BBCA. Fifth season premiere.
“Hawthorne” on TNT
“Picker Sisters” on Lifetime
“Storage Hunters” on TruTV. First season finale.
“Teen Mom” on MTV
“Top Shot” on History. Third season premiere.
11:00pm: “Awkward” on MTV
“Gordon Ramsay’s Shark Bait” on BBCA. And now up to four Gordon Ramsay shows in one evening. I honestly don’t understand the appeal but for those of you out there who do I hope you’re happy.
Late Night Listings
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Jesse Eisenberg, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, and Cage the Elephant
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Jessica Alba, chef Steve Martorano, and Luke Bryan
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Katie Holmes, Joe Bastianich, the Kills, and Gary Clark Jr.
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Jay Bahadur
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring The Cars
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Rose McGowan, Jo Koy, Heather McDonald, and Bobby Lee
“Conan” on TBS featuring James Franco and Nick Swardson
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