Pajiba After Dark: If One's Rich and One's Poor, Why Are They In the Same Pants?
Tonight we have another instance of “Monday Night Football” happening on a night that is actually Monday which is comforting. There’s a show premiering on ABC Family that is based around the always entertaining and not at all gimmicky premise of long lost twins, one of whom was in the foster system and one of whom was adopted by wealthy parents who decide to switch places. First of all, who adopts one identical twin and not the other and secondly, unless it’s a delightful romp with Hayley Mills or possibly the adorable child that Lindsay Lohan used to be the whole twins switching places thing is not a great idea. Also, do twins actually ever switch places? Do we have any identical twins here who can let me know? Thanks. Here’s your Monday night TV:
8:00pm: “Bachelor Pad” on ABC
“Basketball Wives” on VH1
“Eureka” on SyFy
“Giuliana and Bill” on Style
“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox
“Monday Night Football: Preseason: NY Jets at Houston” on ABC Family
“The Secret Life of the American Teenager” on ABC Family
9:00pm: “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations” on Travel. Mr.Bourdain will be exploring the wilds of the Ukraine this week.
“The Bad Girls Club” on Oxygen
“The Closer” on TNT
“Gloria: In Her Own Words” on HBO. This is a documentary on Gloria Steinem which looks pretty good from the bits I saw when she was on “The Colbert Report” last week. Unfortunately, I don’t have HBO.
“Hoarders” on A&E
“Kate Plus 8” on TLC
“The Lying Game” on ABC Family. Series premiere.
“Masterchef” on Fox
“Millionaire Matchmaker” on Bravo. Fifth season premiere.
“RuPaul’s Drag U” on Logo
“Tia and Tamera” on Style
“Warehouse 13” on SyFy
“WWE: Raw” on USA
10:00pm: “The A-List” on Logo
“All Worked Up” on TruTV. Fourth season finale.
“Alphas” on SyFy
“Hair Battle Spectacular” on Oxygen. Second season premiere. This is one of those shows that I drop in on every so often because I’m not a big fan of actually keeping track of the contestants but I love seeing the crazy shit they come up with.
“Intervention” on A&E
“Pawn Star$” on History
“Rizzoli and Isles” on TNT
“Surprise Homecoming” on TLC
“Teen Wolf” on MTV. First season.
“Weeds” on Showtime
10:20pm: “James May’s Road Trip” on BBCA
10:30pm: “The Big C” on Showtime
11:00pm: “The Protector” on Lifetime
Late Night Listings
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Betty White, Robert Rodriguez, and Josh Ritter
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Ali Velshi
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Amb. Susan Rice
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Elizabeth Banks, Josh Wolf, Sarah Colonna, and Greg Fitzsimmons
“Conan” on TBS featuring Kathy Griffin, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Trombone Shorty
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