We’ve hit the part of summer where I’m going to be spending a lot of time driving. That’s fine by me, I like driving, I just hate the other people on the road. I am, right now, in Nashville getting ready to pack up and drive back to Maryland where I will spend the night before continuing onto the beach. My carbon footprint for this month is fat, ugly, and can’t find shoes in it’s size. Here’s Monday night’s TV:
8:00 p.m.: “The Bachelorette” on ABC.
“Persons Unknown” on NBC. New episode at a special time. I know there’s at least one of you out there trying to watch this so consider this your warning to try and catch it on time tonight. Even though it’ll never be on at this time again. Thanks, NBC!
“The Secret Life of the American Teenager” on ABC Family.
9:00 p.m.: “Cake Boss” on TLC.
“Dr. G: Medical Examiner” on Health.
“HBO Special: No One Dies in Lily Dale” on HBO. Special presentation.
“Huge” on ABC Family.
“Intervention” on A&E.
“Last Comic Standing” on NBC. New two hour episode at a special time. I guess NBC is trying to burn this show off as fast as they can. Does it suck? I’ve never bothered with it.
“PBS Special: History Detectives: Lauste Film Clip, Baker’s Gold, Transatlantic Cable” on PBS.
“Science Special: Large, Dangerous Rocket Ships 2010” on Science. One hour special presentation. Well, getting right to the point there, aren’t we?
“Ultimate Car Build Off” on Discovery.
“You’re Cut Off” on VH1.
10:00 p.m.: “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations” on Travel. Caribbean island hopping is the week’s theme. Jealous.
“Dance Your Ass off” on Oxygen.
“The Hard Times of RJ Berger” on MTV.
“Heartland Thunder” on Discovery.
“Inedible to Incredible” on TLC.
“Make It or Break It” on ABC Family.
“Neighbors From Hell” on TBS.
“Obsessed” on A&E.
“True Beauty” on ABC.
Late Night Listings:
“The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Denis Leary.
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Dr. Michio Kaku.
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.