Animal Hoarding Makes Kitten, and Everyone Else, Sad
So… unlike the Hulk, y’all apparently like me when I’m angry. I’d like to thank everyone for the overwhelmingly positive response to my little rant and offer my apologies to Canadians; I’ve been to your country many times and everyone I’ve met has been unfailingly lovely and the maple syrup really is that good. It did feel good to get some of those frustrations off my chest, but now everything is back to normal, where I just insult bad television. At least for the time being. Here’s Wednesday night’s TV:
8:00pm: “Big Brother” on CBS
“Minute to Win It” on NBC
“PBS Special: Tavis Smiley Reports: New Orleans: Been in the Storm Too Long” on PBS. Some of the PBS shows I want to start typing in the style of “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters” just to highlight how unnecessary and ridiculous these title constructions are.
“So You Think You Can Dance” on Fox. 150th episode.
“TLC Special: Super Pooches” on TLC. But are they little pooches with 15 babies who bake cakes? No? How’d this get on the schedule?
9:00pm: “America’s Got Talent” on NBC
“Come Dine With Me: Plymouth” on BBCA
“Confessions: Animal Hoarding” on Animal Planet. Series premiere. OK, seriously? The hoarding shows are bad enough on their own and you’re going to add neglected animals to the mix? Is this being sponsored by someone who makes SSRIs because the only response I can think of to something like this is crippling depression.
“Dad Camp” on VH1
“Ghost Hunters International” on SyFy
“I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” on TLC. Third season premiere.
“Man vs. Food” on Travel Channel.
“Mythbusters: Buster’s Cut” on Discovery.
“PBS Special: American Masters: Merle Haggard: Learning to Live With Myself” on PBS
“Top Chef” on Bravo
“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
9:30pm: “Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
10:00pm: “24 Hour Restaurant Battle” on Food Network
“Bert the Conquerer” on Travel
“Billy the Exterminator” on A&E. Second season finale.
“Bridal Bootcamp” on VH1
“Chasing Mummies” on History
“The Choir” on BBCA
“Clean House” on Style
“Hot in Cleveland” on TV Land
“Pros vs. Joes” on Spike TV. Fifth season premiere.
“Psych” on USA
“The Real World” on MTV
“Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman” on Science
“Toddlers and Tiaras” on TLC
“TruTV Special: Disorder in the Court” on TruTV
“Work of Art” on Bravo
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Bill Murray and Alejandro Escovedo
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Chelsea Handler, Matt Bomer, and Metric
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Adam Carolla, 5 year old baseball phenomenon Ariel Antigua and Raheem DeVaughn
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Ted Danson and Kevin Pollak
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Steve Carrell, Selena Gomez, and Halestrom
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.