Tonight’s column is pretty low stress for me; I know most people are still busy drooling over the Pajiba Ten so my readership will probably be very low as I’m not posting multiple pictures of hot celebrities. No, I only get whatever is on TV tonight to draw people in and that’s, well, it’s mostly crap as we’ve previously discussed. I can basically say whatever I want to. Banana. Pickle farts. Humdinger. Eyeballs. Here’s what’s on TV tonight if you can bear to leave your bunk to watch it:
8:00pm: “Big Brother” on CBS
“Minute to Win It” on NBC
“PBS Special: Breakfast Special” on PBS. That just makes me think of Denny’s, which is only good either really early in the morning, really late at night, or those strange couple hours that are kind of both. No, that has nothing to do with PBS. Whatever.
“So You Think You Can Dance” on Fox
9:00pm: “America’s Got Talent” on NBC
“Come Dine With Me” on BBCA
“Dad Camp” on VH1
“ESPN Special: The 2010 Espys” on ESPN. Two hour special presentation.
“Ghost Hunters International” on SyFy. Second season summer premiere.
“Health Special: Too Many Babies? How They Do It” on Health. One hour special presentation. I wonder if this is a remedial program for all those poor kids who grew up under abstinence education guidelines. I’m pretty sure most people familiar with pregnancy are aware of “how they do it.” Just kidding, it’s probably about the rise in multiple births due to fertility treatments. I like my idea better though.
“I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” on TLC
“Man vs. Food” on Travel
“Mythbusters: Buster’s Cut: Knock Your Socks Off” on Discovery
“Top Chef” on Bravo
10:00pm: “Bert the Conquerer” on Travel
“Billy the Exterminator” on A&E
“Bridal Bootcamp” on VH1
“Chasing Mummies” on History. Series premiere. Can’t be that hard, they don’t seem to move too quickly, do they?
“The Choir” on BBCA
“Clean House” on Style
“Hot in Cleveland” on TV Land
“Psych” on USA. Fifth season premiere.
“The Real World” on MTV
“Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman” on Science
“Toddlers and Tiaras” on TLC
“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
“Work of Art: The Next Great Artist” on Bravo
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Laurie Anderson. One of the Pajiba Ten! Wooo!
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Tracy Morgan, Drew Brees, and Flo Rida.
“Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Alfred Molina and Cathy Ladman.
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Martha Stewart, Jack McBrayer, and Paper Tongues
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