Saturday morning I was helping my brother make burgers for a cookout he was having and sliced a smallish piece of my finger off with a mandolin slicer (google if you must). Not a bad injury, not even hitting my top five in terms of bloodiest things I’ve done to myself, but it hurts like a bitch if I put pressure near the top where I cut it. This means that the last few days I’ve been learning to touch-type without using my right middle finger. It’s an interesting learning curve. I’m doing my best with the typos but I’ll beg your indulgence on a few of them (at least I have an excuse this week that’s not laziness and poor proofreading abilities), here’s your Monday night TV:
8:00 p.m.: “The Bachelorette” on ABC.
“Lie to Me” on Fox.
“The Secret Life of the American Teenager” on ABC Family.
8:30 p.m.: “Behind the Music: Courtney Love” on VH1. Do we really need this? Just follow her twitter for a couple days, it’ll tell you all you need to know.
9:00 p.m.: “30 for 30” on ESPN.
“American Pickers” on History Channel.
“The Best Thing I Ever Ate” on Food Network.
“Cake Boss” on TLC.
“Dr. G: Medical Examiner” on Health.
“The Good Guys” on Fox.
“HBO Special: Gasland” on HBO. Special presentation.
“History Detectives: Space Exploration” on PBS.
“Saving Grace” on TNT. Two hour series finale. I’m a little sad this is ending, not because I liked it or even watched it ever, but TNT is currently leading the pack with dramas starring women of a certain age, and now we’re down one. And I want Holly Hunter to get more work because I like Holly Hunter.
“Ultimate Car Build Off” on Discovery. Series premiere.
“WWE Raw” on USA.
9:30 p.m.: “Cake Boss” on TLC.
“Operation Repo” on TruTV.
10:00 p.m.: “Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern” on Travel. Fifth season finale.
“Dad Camp” on VH1.
“The Hard Times of RJ Berger” on MTV.
“Heartland Thunder” on Discovery. Series premiere.
“Inedible to Incredible” on TLC. Series premiere. This doesn’t sound like it has anything to do with little people, multiple children, medical mysteries, or food. I’m confused as to what it’s doing on TLC.
“Mystery Diagnosis” on Health.
“Neighbors From Hell” on TBS.
“Unforgettable: The Korean War” on PBS.
“The Real Housewives of New Jersey” on Bravo.
“True Beauty” on ABC.
Late Night Listings:
“The Late Show With David Letterman” on CBS featuring Salma Hayek, and Chris “Mad Dog” Russo.
“The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Dakota Fanning, Daniel Tosh, and Crystal Bowersox.
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Seth Rogen, John Henson, and Dierks Bentley.
“The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Maria Bello, William Knoedelseder, and Robert David Hall.
“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Jason Lee, Miranda Cosgrove, and Travie McCoy.
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Josh Fox
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Wes Moore
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