Ever notice how work tends to bunch up like a bunch of six year olds playing soccer? Like, you’ll go days or even a couple weeks when you can just cruise along without too much trouble and then BAM! You’ve got seven major things to do before the end of the week and it’s Wednesday night. That happens to me more than I like to admit, and it’s half because of my own procrastinating tendencies, but it really does seem like the more I have to do, the more work people give me. So it’s unlikely I’ll be watching TV tonight but in case you are, here’s what’s on:
8:00pm: “ABC Sports Special: Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night” on ABC
8:30pm: “100 Questions” on NBC. The name of this episode is “Have You Ever Dated a Bad Boy?” What the hell kind of question is that? How are we defining “Bad Boy” anyway? The stereotypical dude with a motorcycle who wears a lot of black leather and stares about moodily in a way that you think is thoughtful but realize later on is just indigestion, or something more general? Why do I care?
“ABC Sports Special: ABC Countdown” on ABC. Special presentation.
9:00pm: “Burn Notice” on USA
“Discovery Special: Scariest Moments at Sea” on Discovery. One hour special presentation.
“Police Women of Memphis” on TLC
“The Real Housewives of New York City: Reunion Part 2” on Bravo. One hour special presentation.
“The Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest Drivers 18” on TruTV
“So You Think You Can Dance” on Fox
“NBA Finals, Game 7” on ABC
10:00pm: “Bethenny’s Getting Married?” on Bravo
“Logo Special: The NewNowNext Awards” on Logo. 90 minute special presentation. I mention this primarily because the website indicates that Johnny Weir will be in attendance and many of you know my feelings on Mr.Weir. Mainly; that I adore him.
“Mall Cops: Mall of America” on TLC
“The OCD Project” on VH1
“Penn and Teller: Bullshit” on Showtime. This week’s topic is “Fast Food.” Didn’t Morgan Spurlock already cover that?
“Royal Pains” on USA
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Miley Cyrus and Rick Harrison
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Jonah Hill, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, and Punch Brothers.
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Josh Brolin, Lizzy Caplan, and Broken Bells
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Virginia Madsen, Chris Hardwick, and Justin Currie
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Seth Meyers and Blitzen Trapper
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Fred Thompson
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring David Mamet
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.