Apparently “Stargate: Universe” has their series finale tonight and I know not a damn thing about that show so I can’t give it a proper send off at all. According to various sources (coughWikipediacough) the finale will be a cliff hanger that was supposed to be resolved by a movie, but apparently that movie is not happening so the series will just end on a cliff hanger that has no resolution forth coming. I bet those of you who invested your time and attention in this series are absolutely thrilled to hear that. As someone who has loved exactly one show that aired on SyFy and saw the way they treated it, all I can say is that you had to expect it. Here’s your Monday night TV:
7:00pm: “NBA Playoffs: Miami at Boston, Game 4” on TNT
8:00pm: “90210” on The CW
“Antiques Roadshow” on PBS
“Chuck” on NBC
“Dancing With the Stars” on ABC
“House” on Fox
“How I Met Your Mother” on CBS
“Justice for Natalee Holloway” on Lifetime. As a pretty middle class white girl, I suppose it’s comforting to know that if I should happen to disappear without warning or be murdered in tragic fashion that my story will live on for years and years and strangers will follow every facet of the case to discover what happened to me and how the world could be so cruel. On the other hand, it’s annoying as shit, and I’d be dead so it wouldn’t make a damn bit of difference to me one way or the other whether I was a blurb at the bottom of a police blotter or a media full court press with specially designed graphics and round the clock coverage. You’d like to think the second would be a help to solving the case but that does not appear to be true.
“Secret Life of the American Teenager” on ABC Family
“WWE Tough Enough” on USA
8:30pm: “Beverly Hills Fabulous” on VH1
“Mad Love” on CBS
9:00pm: “American Chopper” on Discovery
“The Bad Girls Club: Reunion Part 2” on Oxygen
“The Chicago Code” on Fox
“Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives” on Food Network. 12th season premiere.
“The Event” on NBC
“Fabulous Cakes: Las Vegas” on TLC
“Gossip Girl” on The CW
“Make It or Break It” on ABC Family
“Soundtrack for a Revolution: American Experience” on PBS
“Stargate Universe” on SyFy. Series finale.
“WWE: RAW” on USA
9:30pm: “Mike and Molly” on CBS
“NBA Playoffs: Oklahoma City at Memphis, Game 4” on TNT
10:00pm: “Bethenny Ever After” on Bravo. Second season finale.
“Castle” on ABC
“Shocking Hoaxes Exposed” on E
“The Hard Times of RJ Berger” on MTV
“Hawaii Five-0” on CBS
“Law and Order: Los Angeles” on NBC
“Nurse Jackie” on Showtime
“Pawn Star$” on History
“Quints by Surprise” on TLC. Second season premiere.
“Sanctuary” on SyFy
“Southern Fried Stings” on TruTV
“Unleashed: K-9 Broward County” on Discovery. Because nothing’s crazier than Florida criminals.
“Vanished with Beth Holloway” on Lifetime. Series premiere.
10:20pm: “James May’s Road Trip” on BBCA
10:30pm: “Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory” on MTV
“The United States of Tara” on Showtime
“Unleashed: K-9 Broward County” on Discovery. First season finale.
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Albert Brooks and Kristen Wiig
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Jennifer Lopez, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and BC Jean
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Rob Lowe, Ty Pennington, and Wiz Khalifa
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Jeff Goldblum and Sarah Chalke
“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Chelsea Handler, Josh Gad, and Ziggy Marley
“Last Call with Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Walton Goggins, Dave MacDowell, and Soundtrack of Our Lives
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Keira Knightley
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Lupe Fiasco
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Will Ferrell, Jo Koy, Jen Kirkman, and Whitney Cummings
“Conan” on TBS featuring Anthony Hopkins, Demetri Martin, and Amos Lee
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