I’m keeping things quick today because I have a headache and I need to take a nap since the local theater is doing a showing of “Iron Man” at 9 p.m. and “Iron Man 2” at midnight and there’s no way in hell you could keep me away from that. But I know all the Pajibans have hair (I don’t think we have any non-mammalian readers), and many of you have heard about the massive oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico so I thought I’d direct your attention to Matter of Trust, which is an organization that makes oil-absorbing brooms and mats out of hair and old nylons. And since it’s that time of year when animals begin shedding like it’s their job, it’s worth noting that they accept fur as well. Here’s Thursday night’s TV:
8:00 p.m.: “Bones” on Fox. As the Joss Whedon video Stacey posted earlier pointed out, this show is pretty watchable!
“Community” on NBC.
“Flash Forward” on ABC.
“Survivor” on CBS.
“The Vampire Diaries” on The CW.
8:30 p.m.: “Community” on NBC.
9:00 p.m.: “CSI” on CBS.
“Fringe” on Fox.
“Grey’s Anatomy” on ABC.
“The Imploders: Widow Makers and Firestorms” on TLC. Series Premiere.
“The Office” on NBC.
“Supernatural” on The CW.
9:30 p.m.: “30 Rock” on NBC.
10:00 p.m.: “The Dudesons in America” on MTV. Series premiere. When the title sounds like it’s trying too hard, that’s usually a bad sign for the series in general.
“Heavy Haulers: Obstacle Course From Hell” on TLC. Series premiere. I guess they’re making construction equipment run an obstacle course? My brother used to do something similar when he was five with his Tonka trucks. That was probably more amusing though, because he’d set up action figures for the trucks to run over and do little dying action figure voices for them.
“The Marriage Ref” on NBC.
“The Mentalist” on CBS.
“The Real Housewives of New York” on Bravo.
“Private Practice” on ABC. Starting at 10:01 p.m.
Late Night Listings:
“The Late Show With David Letterman” on CBS featuring Beth Ostrosky Stern and Court Yard Hounds.
“The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Kara DioGuardi, and Jason Derulo.
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Pau Gasol and Angles & Airwaves.
“The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Mark Harmon, Sophia Bush, and Local Natives.
“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Betty White and Pete Holmes.
“Last Call With Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Erika Christensen, Chess Boxing, and The Raveonettes .
“The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Mario Batali.
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Stewart Brand.
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