I Got the Poison Lobster
Today was a pop-culture mess over on facebook with a third of my friends lobbing “Star Wars” quotes back and forth, another third doing the same with “Friends” quotes, and the rest on the sidelines all “I had tacos for lunch. Hooray for tacos!” or whatever the dumb status messages I don’t pay attention to say. Anyway, I have to go from THAT to playing an opera tonight so I’m telling all of you who participate in advance that you broke my brain. I hope you’re happy. Here’s Tuesday night’s TV:
8:00 p.m.: “90210” on The CW.
“American Idol” on Fox.
“The Biggest Loser” on NBC.
“Dancing With the Stars” on ABC. I think the following three shows should get together to make “The Biggest Dancing American Loser”. I’d totally watch that show and I watch none of them as they are now.
“NCIS” on CBS.
“Nova: Mt. St. Helens Back From the Dead” on PBS.
9:00 p.m.: “19 Kids and Counting” on TLC.
“Deadliest Catch” on Discovery.
“Frontline: College, Inc.” on PBS.
“Glee” on Fox.
“Lost” on ABC.
“NCIS” on CBS.
10:00 p.m.: “9 by Design” on Bravo.
“Big Gay Sketch Show” on Logo.
“Deadliest Warrior” on Spike TV. This weeks episode features “Jesse James vs. Al Capone” and I’m sure they mean historical Jesse James because the real life doesn’t strike me as “deadly” so much as he strikes me as “kind of an idiot”.
“The Good Wife” on CBS.
“The Hills” on MTV.
“Independent Lens: Sunshine” on PBS.
“Justified” on FX.
“Law and Order: Criminal Intent” on USA.
“Little Chocolatiers” on TLC.
“Parenthood” on NBC.
“Swamp Loggers” on Discovery.
“Tiny and Toya” on BET.
“V” on ABC. Starts two minutes past the hour.
Late Night Listings:
“The Late Show With David Letterman” on CBS featuring Russell Crowe and Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings.
“The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Scarlett Johansson, Frank Caliendo, and Michael Bolton.
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Mickey Rourke, Jorge Garcia, and the latest “Dancing With the Stars” castoff.
“The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Andy Garcia and Donald Glover.
“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Ellen Pompeo, Lea Michele, and OK Go.
“Last Call With Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Justin Halpern.
“The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Rosalynn Carter.
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Mark W. Moffett.
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.