Ah, spring. When a young man’s fancy turns to love. Or, in the case I’ve been witnessing up close and personal for the last several hours, a young bug’s thoughts. Those bugs, feeling no moral compass that would direct them otherwise, indulge those thoughts. This makes them stupid and slow and vulnerable to some very large predators in the central Florida area known as “windshields”. We’ve had to get ours scrubbed twice since leaving Miami. It’s gross. Here’s what’s on TV tonight:
8:00 p.m.: “90210” on The CW. Second season finale.
“American Idol” on Fox. We’re down to the last three! Thank god.
“The Biggest Loser” on NBC.
“Dancing With the Stars” on ABC.
“NCIS” on CBS.
9:00 p.m.: “19 Kids & Counting” on TLC.
“Deadliest Catch” on Discovery.
“Frontline” on PBS.
“Glee” on Fox, which I will be missing due to the driving up half the East Coast so I won’t be reading any of the comments on this article until tomorrow when I can catch it online. You send me anything on Facebook, though, and I will cut you. Through the internet. Yes, I can do that.
“Lost” on ABC.
“NCIS: Los Angeles” on CBS.
10:00 p.m.: “9 By Design” on Bravo.
“Ashes to Ashes” on BBCA.
“The Big Gay Sketch Show” on Logo. So last week, lizzieborden and I took in a drag show while we were visiting Key West. They said they were in talks to get a show on Logo. I really can’t tell you just how much I want that to happen.
“Deadliest Warrior: Nazi SS vs. Viet Cong” on Spike TV. No fair using people from the era of guns.
“The Good Wife” on CBS.
“The Hills” on MTV.
“Justified” on FX.
“Law and Order: Criminal Intent” on USA.
“Parenthood” on NBC.
“Swamp Loggers” on Discovery.
“Tiny and Toya” on BET.
“WWE: Next” on Syfy. Wait, what?
“V” on ABC. First season finale. Starting two minutes late which means, once again, that “Lost” will be running two minutes long. Adjust your recording device of choice accordingly.
Late Night Listings:
“The Late Show With David Letterman” on CBS featuring Jonah Hill, Janelle Monae, and John Carney.
“The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Michael Douglas, Charles Barkley, and Joe Nichols.
“Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Jon Favreau and Jakob Dylan.
“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Matthew Fox, Jane Lynch, and Ray Wylie Hubbard.
“Last Call With Carson Daly” on NBC featuring B.o.B and Mike Massimino.
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.