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Babies and War

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 16, 2010 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 16, 2010 |

I had a TOTALLY AWESOME WEEKEND with some of the other lovely Paji-Ladies and now get to crash back to reality with packing and moving my stuff to a storage unit for half the summer. I’ll probably be watching some of whatever is on TV tonight while packing because anything is better than concentrating on packing. Even the crap that’s on tonight. Here’s the highlights:

7:00 p.m.: “60 Minutes” on CBS.

“America’s Funniest Home Videos” on ABC. 20th season finale. Be sure to watch, I hear it’ll be a real cliffhanger; you won’t find out if some random guy gets hit in the nuts or not until the first episode of next season.

“The 2010 Miss USA Pageant” on NBC. Two hour special presentation.

“‘Til Death” on Fox.

8:00 p.m.: “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” on ABC. 7th season finale.

“The Simpsons” on Fox.

“Sunday Best” on BET.

“Survivor” on CBS. Two hour 20th season finale on a special night.

8:30 p.m.: “The Cleveland Show” on Fox.

9:00 p.m.: “The Apprentice” on NBC.

“Brandy and Ray J” on VH1.

“Desperate Housewives” on ABC. Sixth season finale.

“Family Guy” on Fox.

“Holmes on Homes” on HGTV.

“Masterpiece!: Foyle’s War, Series IV: The Hide” on PBS.

“The Pacific” on HBO. Original mini-series finale.

“TLC Special: Pregnant at 70” on TLC. One hour special presentation. This is almost as terrifying as those “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” scenarios.

“The Tudors” on Showtime.

9:30 p.m.: “American Dad” on Fox. Fifth season finale.

10:00 p.m.: “America, The Story of Us” on History.

“Army Wives” on Lifetime.

“Basketball Wives” on VH1. I like the strange symmetry that VH1 and Lifetime have on these nights with the “Wives” shows, even as I hate that more and more frequently shows focusing on women define those women primarily by their relationships with men. See also: “The Real Housewives of X” collection. I’m probably overthinking this.

“Breaking Bad” on AMC.

“Kendra” on E!

“Survivor: Reunion” on CBS. Hey, look! Already a reunion special!

“TLC Special: My Baby Made Me Crazy” on TLC. One hour special presentation. OK, who is this NOT true for? Not so good with the snappy titles on this one, TLC.

“Brothers and Sisters” on ABC. Fourth season finale.

“Treme” on HBO. New episode at a special time. It’s starting at 10:10 p.m. tonight to accommodate the “Pacific” finale. Make a note.

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Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.