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Shallow Television

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 13, 2010 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 13, 2010 |

It’s the weekend! Or it’s the weekend for me, anyway, I know some of you still have like Friday to get through but Friday’s barely a real work day anyway. I mean, how many truly productive things do you actually get done? Or do you just do enough that your Monday isn’t a total disaster? That’s what I thought. Anyway, I hope everyone else gets to have a super awesome weekend, just like I’m going to, and here’s what’s on TV this Thursday night:

8:00 p.m.: “Bones” on Fox.

“Community” on NBC.

“Flash Forward” ABC.

“Survivor” on CBS.

“The Vampire Diaries” on The CW. There’s a lot of pretty on this show, so I decided to highlight it for tonight. Mmmmm, pretty. If “Twilight” had guys that looked like that I… well, I still probably wouldn’t watch “Twilight” but I might get some of the posters.

8:30 p.m.: “Parks and Recreation” on NBC.

9:00 p.m.: “CSI: Original Formula” on CBS.

“Fringe” on Fox.

“Grey’s Anatomy” on ABC.

“The Office” on NBC.

“Supernatural” on The CW. Fifth season finale. I still don’t know anything about this show except that it’s hot guys fighting creepy shit and I think the one with long hair is way cuter than the duck lipped one. Go see Stacey’s “Pajiba Love” for actual details.

9:30 p.m.: “30 Rock” on NBC .

10:00 p.m.: “The Dudesons in America” on MTV.

“The Marriage Ref” on NBC.

“The Mentalist” on CBS.

“The Real Housewives of New York City” on Bravo. How are these shows still on? And it’s being rumored that a “Real Housewives of Miami” is currently in development. That’ll be, whatever the opposite of fun is.

“Undateable” on VH1.

“Private Practice” on ABC.

Late Night Listings:

“The Late Show With David Letterman” on CBS featuring Alec Baldwin and The National.

“The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Garry Shandling, Ellie Kemper, and Jakob Dylan.

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Ryan Phillippe, Beth Ostrosky, and Dirty Heads.

“Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Robert Downey Jr. and Dave Barry.

“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” NBC featuring Sam Rockwell, Phish, and Dr. John.

“Last Call With Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Diablo Cody and Surfer Blood.

“The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Ian Bremmer.

“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring The Hold Steady.

Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.

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