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Tyra Wants to Be on Top

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 12, 2010 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | May 12, 2010 |

I am done! I turned in my final essay last night and this semester is finally over for me! Wooooo! Obviously I still have other obligations, but it’s just a big weight off my mind that I’ve got a few months off from schoolwork. I’m gonna be going out tonight to celebrate, but for those of you who have to stay in and be responsible adults, here’s what’s on TV:

8:00 p.m.: “America’s Next Top Model” on The CW.

“Minute to Win It” on NBC. New episode on a special night.

“The New Adventures of Old Christine” on CBS. Fifth season finale.

“Weird or What?: Grim Reapers” on Discovery .

8:30 p.m.: “The Middle” on ABC.

9:00 p.m.: “American Idol” on Fox.

“America’s Next Top Model” on The CW. 14th season finale at a special time. I’m still waiting for the season where Tyra has a serious break with reality and declares herself America’s Next Top Model. That’d be awesome. She’s standing there at the end, two poor skinny girls so tense they’re shaking and she starts in with that very deliberate “America’s. Next. Top. Model. Is… ME, BITCHES! KISS MY FAT ASS!” and then throws the photos up in the air and kicks both the contestants out the door.

“Criminal Minds” on CBS.

“Mercy” on NBC. First season finale.

“Modern Family” on ABC. They’re apparently in Hawaii. Oooo, think there’ll be a “Lost” crossover?

“Mythbusters” on Discovery. Another hour’s worth of duct tape myths, which you know you’ll watch because I’d totally watch it if I were going to be home.

“PBS Special: American Masters: The Doors: When You’re Strange” on PBS.

9:30 p.m.: “Cougar Town” on ABC.

10:00 p.m.: “CSI: NY” on CBS.

“Happy Town” on ABC.

“In Plain Sight” on USA.

“Law and Order: Special Victim’s Unit” on NBC.

“Peep Show” on BBCA. Third season finale.

“The Real World/Road Rules Challenge” on MTV.

“Sunset Daze” on WE.

“Top Chef Masters” on Bravo. New 75 minute episode. Because apparently a mere 60 minutes is not enough for the Masters to do justice to Surf ‘n Turf.

“Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” on TBS.

“Undateable” on VH1.

Late Night Listings:

“The Late Show With David Letterman” on CBS featuring Michael Keaton and Jenna Fischer.

“The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Betty White, Jarod Miller, and Macy Gray.

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Dr. Phil McGraw, Landon Donovan, and B.o.B.

“The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Bryan Cranston and Angela Kinsey.

“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Queen Latifah, Sherly Crow, and Chuck Leavell.

“Last Call With Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Aubrey Plaza and Phoenix.

“The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Michael Patrick King.

“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Deepak Chopra.

Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.

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Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.