Tonight features no new programming dedicated to the royal nuptials specifically and I, for one, am a little bit stunned. I hadn’t realized how much I counted on having a wedding show or two to tee off on for giggles until there weren’t any and now there’s this strange, Royal Wedding shaped hole in my evening helping of snark. I’m sure this awful oversight will be corrected in the coming days so I can be sure to make up for today’s loss with lots of sarcastic quips and references to fascinators and whatnot. There’s not even a proper helping of misery tonight. Honestly, I feel like I’ve failed all of you tonight on Pajiba After Dark. Apologies. Here’s your (rather dull) Monday night TV:
8:00pm: “90210” on The CW
“Antiques Roadshow” on PBS
“Dancing With the Stars” on ABC
“Love & Hip Hop” on VH1
“The Secret Life of the American Teenager” on ABC Family
“NBA Playoffs: San Antonio vs Memphis” on TNT
“NBA Playoffs: Portland vs Dallas” on NBA TV
“Too Fat for 15” on Style. Second season spring finale.
“WWE Tough Enough” on USA
8:30pm: “Beverly Hills Fabulous” on VH1
“Mad Love” on CBS
9:00pm: “American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior” on Discovery. Second season premiere.
“Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations” on Travel. Seventh season finale. Mr.Bourdain is going to Japan this week, which should make for some hilarious visuals. I don’t see him ‘blending’ particularly well.
“The Bad Girls Club” on Oxygen. Sixth season finale.
“The Event” on NBC
“Gossip Girl” on The CW
“Make it Or Break it” on ABC Family
“Stonewall Uprising: American Experience” on PBS
“Relapse” on A&E
“Stargate Universe” on SyFy
“WWE RAW” on USA
9:30pm: “Better With You” on ABC
10:00pm: “Bethenny Ever After” on Bravo
“The Hard Times of RJ Berger” on MTV
“Law and Order: Los Angeles” on NBC
“Nurse Jackie” on Showtime
“Paranormal State” on A&E
“Pawn Star$” on History
“Rupaul’s Drag Race” on Logo. Third season finale.
“Sanctuary” on SyFy
“Wild About Prince Harry” on TLC. Reminding all of us what’s really important to remember in the middle of all this wedding frenzy; there is still an unmarried prince to be caught. Tally-ho!
10:20pm: “James May’s Road Trip” on BBCA. First season finale.
10:30pm: “Paranormal State” on A&E
“Pawn Star$” on History
“Rob Drydek’s Fantasy Factory” on MTV
“NBA Playoffs: Oklahoma City vs. Denver” on TNT
“The United States of Tara” on Showtime
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Bill Maher, Cote de Pablo, and Lupe Fiasco
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Christina Aguilera, Paul Reiser, and Alison Krauss & Union Station featuring Jerry Douglas
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Martin Short, Kat Dennings, and Alter Bridge
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Daniel Radcliffe, Aly Michalka, and Darius Rucker
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Gigi Ibrahim
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Representative Ron Paul
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Gwyneth Paltrow, Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin, and Dan Levy
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