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Pajiba After Dark: This is What Comes Up When You Google "Crazy"

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 9, 2011 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 9, 2011 |

I’ve spent a good portion of today half convinced it was Thursday. I’m sure this happens to everyone now and again, the persistent feeling that it’s a different day than it really is, but seeing as how I’m going out of town on Thursday and I haven’t even finished packing yet this particular bit of cognitive dissonance is more confusing than usual and is causing me the occasional mild panic until I remember that it’s not freaking Thursday and I maybe need some more coffee. This is similar to those times that I wake up from a dream where I slept through my alarm by hours only to realize that it’s still dark out and I begin to wonder if my brain is driving me crazy and then I think “how can one’s own brain drive them crazy?” and then I realize that my brain can totally tell I’m onto its plan. There’s no escape. Maybe I don’t need more coffee. Here’s you Wednesday night TV:

8:00pm: “American Idol” on Fox

“America’s Next Top Model” on The CW

“Minute to Win It” on NBC

“Great Performances: Hitman Returns: David Foster & Friends” on PBS

“Survivor” on CBS

8:30pm: “Throwdown with Bobby Flay” on Food Network

9:00pm: “Are We There Yet?” on TBS

“Dog the Bounty Hunter” on A&E

“Ghost Hunters” on SyFy

“Underwater Universe: Killer Shockwaves” on History

“Operation Repo” on TruTV

“Inside NASCAR” on Showtime

“Shedding for the Wedding” on The CW. I’ve seen some promo for this in which a couple says that if they don’t win the contest “there probably won’t be a wedding” and I can’t decide if they mean that if they don’t slim down they don’t want to marry each other anymore (bad) or that if they can’t have an absolutely perfect “dream” wedding with catering, designer dresses, and an overpriced venue that it’s not worth getting married (also really bad). I realize it’s not romantic, but all you need to do to have a wedding is get yourself and your intended (provided you are engaging in opposite marriage, same marriages require a little more planning and perhaps a serious relocation) down to the courthouse with a couple witnesses and do the damn thing. It’s divorce that’s the expensive part.

9:30pm: “Sons of Guns” on Discovery

“Mr.Sunshine” on ABC

10:00pm: “Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior” on CBS

“Desert Car Kings” on Discovery

“Face Off” on SyFy

“Hoarding: Buried Alive” on TLC

“Justified” on FX

“Off the Map” on ABC

“Trans-Siberian Orchestra: The Birth of Rock Theater” on PBS

“The Real World” on MTV. 25th season premiere.

“Top Chef” on Bravo

Late Night Listings

“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Trace Adkins and Windell Middlebrooks. I keep confusing Trace Adkins and Trace Cyrus and they have absolutely nothing in common except the name “Trace.” That’s all.

“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Aaron Eckhart

“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring David Brooks

“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Animal wrangler Nick de Vos, Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna, and Jeff Wild

“Conan” on TBS featuring Pee-Wee Herman, Shane Mauss, and Edmund Morris

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Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.