There’s a lot going on tonight on TV, but most of it is crap that I’m 100% not interested in. We’ve got five series premieres, three season premieres, and a slew of special presentations. And we get a break from the NCAA basketball tonight, so all of you who had your brackets sunk by Kansas’s loss yesterday can lick your wounds in peace and quiet for an evening. I know that I will be watching “Life” on the Discovery channel because I’m still in Maryland and I want to take full advantage of my parent’s HD TV while I still can before going back to my crappy little TV I have in Miami. Here’s your jam packed very special Sunday night:
7:00pm: “60 Minutes” on CBS
“Thin Ice: Part 2” on ABC. One hour special presentation.
“The Life of Mammals: Life in the Tree” on BBCA. Special Presentation.
“Dateline NBC” on NBC
“‘Til Death” on Fox
7:30pm: “‘Til Death” on Fox
8:00pm: “The Amazing Race” on CBS
“Extreme Makeover” on ABC
“Frank the Entertainer… in a Basement Affair” on VH1
“Life: Challenges of Life” on Discovery. Series premiere. As narrated by perennial Pajiba punching bag Oprah Winfrey. Raise your hand if you’re planning to watch this on mute.
“Minute to Win It” on NBC. Time slot premiere.
“The Simpsons” on Fox
8:30pm: “The Cleveland Show” on Fox
9:00pm: “The Apprentice” on NBC
“Desperate Housewives” on ABC
“The Family Crews” on BET
“Family Guy” on Fox
“Gene Simmons Family Jewels” on A&E. Fifth season premiere. I am constantly amazed that Gene Simmons’s children are both remarkably attractive people considering what Mr.Simmons himself looks like. But I guess having a Playmate for a mother helps.
“Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane” on Style. Third season premiere.
“Life: Reptiles and Amphibians” on Discovery.
“The Pacific: Part 2” on HBO
“Tool Academy” on VH1
“Undercover Boss: GSI Commerce” on CBS
9:30pm: “The Family Crews” on BET
“Gene Simmons Family Jewels” on A&E
“Sons of Tucson” on Fox. (I spelled it right this time.)
10:00pm: “Atlas 4D: Great Rift Valley” on Discovery. One hour special presentation.
“Breaking Bad” on AMC. Third season premiere.
“Cold Case” on CBS
“Hoarding: Buried Alive” on TLC
“How to Make it In America” on HBO
“Jerseylicious” on Style. Series premiere. I was officially on the infamous Jersey shore this week and I saw absolutely no poofed hair or orange skin so I don’t know if that was just a factor of it being the off season or if this so called “Jersey Style” doesn’t actually exist the way TV wants us to think it does.
“Kendra” on E!
“Kristie Alley’s Big Life” on A&E. Series Premiere.
“Over the Limit” on TruTV. Series premiere.
“River Monsters: European Maneater” on Animal Planet. Special presentation.
“Jaime Oliver’s Food Revolution” on ABC. Series premiere on a special night and time.
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